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Awaiting Gunter's contribution to this thread with interest....

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ONE NIGHT: Nadine Coyle from Girls Aloud. Couldn't take the B-list celebrity media hype that would go with a relationship, but she so needs a good seeing-to. [Close runner-up: Maria Sharapova. At 17 she's possibly still a virgin, and has legs up to here. But the lack of English conversation...

"All my life I've been waiting for you to bring a fairy tale my way," screeched the Shania-Twain-with-PMT artist Anastacia. Eager to please, I (and seven dwarves I'd hired for the day at considerable cost) recently made my way to Anastacia's house, dressed as Little Red Riding Hood and leaving...

Maria Sharapova. Sorry, dunno how to do pics.

The Liverpool 2-2 Cup game. The Spurs cup game the other week. Newcastle 1979 (was too young though…) Of the 19 games nominated so far, I've been to 11 and missed 8. I woz there: FA Cup final, FA Cup semi, Hereford, Donnie/last game at Goldstone, Play off final, Aldershot FA Cup, Leyton Orient...

I feel like a guy who accidentally starts a world war without realising it....

I just wanted to work out how to do it really! I will find something good soon.

So it is. And it seems to be working, hurrah and thank you. Now I just have to get rid of the white border....

OK, sounds straightforward. But your link takes me to a site selling prints from Russell and Tracy Higgins which, while nice, isn't quite what I want to do. Are you sure that's the URL?

I know this up there with "when are the fixtures out/Kanchelskis is training with us/how do I get GOSBTS for a Nokia" in terms of annoying postings, but I'm stumped by the instruction: "You can enter an URL of your avatar" How do I turn the giff picture file I have into a URL?? Sorry, but...

At this rate they'll be in talks with Bill Archer soon.

What happened to the soap babes heats too, we got 'stenders, Hollyoaks and Neighbours, but haven't seen it since.

Chav on the bus yesterday describing his plans for the day on his mobile: "I is goin' college, innit." Really not worth bothering mate, if that's your idea of English.

Gutted. That was my highlight of the day. **** all to look forward to now.

Will Young managed to bypass all the menace and lust in The Doors' Light My Fire, and turn into a gentle croon suitable for hotel lifts. Good ones: Jeff Buckley_– Hallelujah (Leonard Cohen) Galaxie 500 – Don't Let Our Youth Go To Waste (Jonathan Richman) This Mortal Coil – Song to the Siren...

Be careful Meade's Ball, said 'pizza' will have be subjected to a nanosecond of thermonuclear heat hotter than the sun itself, and you could flay the roof of your mouth into a scalded puree forever.

Seeing as I work at the UK's biggest new media design agency (see the Design Week 2004 survey), I think I'm qualified to say.... ... when can you come in for an interview!? :lolol:

Twatty, for the longevity and persistence of his claim. Every season Orient somehow manage to bumble two wins in a row at some point, and Twatty immediately parades himself on here about how the O's title charge is flattening all rivals in its awe-inspiring power and inevitability. They then...

Bummer. They were awesome. Even did old Galaxie 500 stuff (Tugboat) at one point.