Overheard Chav conversation

[Brighton Breezy]

Heard some Chavs talking yesterday outside City College in Brighton.

Chav 1: "I am fuckin skint."

Chav 2: "Why man, what you been rinsing money on?"

Chav 1:"I bought a new dog"

Chav 2: "Why didnt you just nick one?"

 

[bhafc99]

Chav on the bus yesterday describing his plans for the day on his mobile:

"I is goin' college, innit."

Really not worth bothering mate, if that's your idea of English.

 

[Virgo's Scottish Gran]

people like that make me embrassed 2 wear sports gear!

did he really being serious suggest that he shouls nick a dog??

 

[Jam The Man]

Sub Human Scum

 

[Chesney Christ]

Heard some Chavs talking yesterday outside City College in Brighton.

Chav 1: "I am fuckin skint."

Chav 2: "Why man, what you been rinsing money on?"

Chav 1:"I bought a new dog"

Chav 2: "Why didnt you just nick one?"

Thats genius. Nick a dog?

 

[Cian]

Re: Re: Overheard Chav conversation

Thats genius. Nick a dog?

My neighbour had a dog nicked by some pikey kids a few years ago. Just grabbed it from the garden, threw it in their hiace and scarpered.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Re: Re: Re: Overheard Chav conversation

My neighbour had a dog nicked by some pikey kids a few years ago. Just grabbed it from the garden, threw it in their hiace and scarpered.

Sunday roast?

 

[Brighton Breezy]

What sort of people nick a dog?

Its like stealing a member of someones family.

 

[Virgo's Scottish Gran]

fuckin wankers

 

[NMH]

Dogs are given away free at the pound, as are cats.

Even chavs would do well to save one from death .

 

[Kev the Ape]

Cruelty to animals!! I heard a conversation yesterday outside college two tarts going yeah but no but or the way through there conversation about this boy in there class.

 

[Halftime Oranges]

They're pathetic they'll talk about anything and try and make out it's some amazing drama. Sitting on buses i hear a lot of chavy dialogue

 

[Stinky Kat]

What sort of people nick a dog?

Its like stealing a member of someones family.

People who nick dogs are at the top of the domestic animal knicking tree in my opinion, it must take great skill and cunning, much more than hamster or gerbil nickers.

 

[maffew]

What sort of people nick a dog?

Its like stealing a member of someones family.

pikeys

we had some of them nick our chickens for cock fighting

bastards

 

[CHAPPERS]

What's the point of this thread?

Morris?

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

What's the point of this thread?

Good point. Well made.