If she's from Bexhill, she's probably in her 90s at least, and the last time she drove there was a chap walking in front of her with a red flag.
So fair enough, really.
Peterborough away in the cup epitomised orange ball madness for me. Sure that game wouldn't go ahead these days. Remember the ball bobbling ludicrously past Digweed (I think) for one of their goals. And freezing my nuts off as I was stuck near one of the exit tunnels in the stand and an ice-cold...
It's a little-known fact that TV nature demi-god David Attenborough actually films most of his programmes in his back garden in Maidenhead, Berkshire, using an extensive collection of model animals bought from the local Toys R Us.
Absolutely. Let's call them 'The Souper Seagulls', and attach a pair of giant wings to the backpack that'd gently flap whenever soup is dispensed.
It could be just the start of a series of innovative and inspired ideas that get the crowds flocking back and the club coffers bursting at the...
Then there's these twats, who own over 700 houses in Ashford:
http://business.guardian.co.uk/story/0,,1973264,00.html
The quote from the estate agent says it all really:
"They have single-handedly pushed up prices in the new developments, buying them off-plan and renting the lot out. It's tough...
There's a guy two rows in front and six seats to the left of me who's one row in front of someone who sits four seats to the right of him who's directly opposite this rattle guy.