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Loses ten gazillion points for dating Cristiano Ronaldo.

Bring them home now.

From Cricinfo's ball-by-ball coverage: Ten overs to go, and England are just 133,333,435,500 runs from victory with four wickets in hand

As the board has just topped 1.8m posts, I believe it's time this claim was updated. Furthermore, I'd also question whether there's still 37 of these posts that are worth reading. In my opinion that's dropped to 35.

I've just scrolled through four pages of this in order to say: "I don't have a bloody clue what any of you are talking about". That is all.

Need pictures, no idea who these poeple are!

Now. Come on. While I'm not advocating doing Davina at all, surely that's taking it too far.

They like a good tail.

What's the running total so far in the Uncle Spielberg bank-busting I-have-to-call-Securicor-every-time-I-look-in-my-wallet account?

Duh, obviously he called them up on one of these and asked. http://www.virginmobile.com/vm/viewProduct.do?productId=2FB72911-7FB8-4EA8-BCD1-574A390F8F4F

If there's an unattributed quote in a paper, you can guarantee it's been made up. A source said... A close friend commented... Bullshit. Any ****ing numpty can do it. Friends fear for Kate's health Close friends of supermodel Kate Moss are so worried about her health, they're begging her not...

It's not against the claw, so technically people can do it.

Hove Park Tavern. Ah, memories....

ha ha ha. Mur ha ha ha.

Fair piece to me.

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Sell your porn collection on eBay?

No, 93/5. Don't start writing scores the Aussie way too!

The working classes dear boy. They're expendable.

Sir! Firstly, your comment belongs in the postcode thread. Secondly, the postcode for Chichester is not FFS. That is all.