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Yeah, they're not straightforward but it's worth perservering. Return to Cookie Mountain is your best place to start.

It's a Question of Sport, not a Question of Short. *Puts "Compendium of Appallling and Lame Puns" back on shelf.*

Not on the basis of the bottom picture, nope! If she was truly trousering up to £2k a shag, she must have been shoving 99% of it up her nose to have only lived in a rented grotty flat.

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:shootself Are you serious? This kind of banter is part of the game, and we would look like the biggest bunch of twats EVER if other clubs thought we were trying to get it outlawed. It's nothing more than lighthearted teasing, and a world away from, say, making monkey noises at a black player...

Vicky Peck the Scunny Hunney! Those fat yanks who ended up mentioning NSC in their wedding speeches after we blitzed their guestbook! Great days...

So would our moods all get a lift if we lose the rumour that he's leaving? I can see the headline now. Lost 'Loft Left' Lift.

Re: Re: on topic - NFL Play Offs We have. And we will – having lost 37-6 there in regular season, by far our biggest defeat of the season. :(

I'm about to flog an Sky+ box and remote on eBay, and someone's just said I should include the viewing card – as then I'll get more for it. Does anyone know if it's 'safe' to sell a viewing card - would I not then end up getting charged by Sky for someone else's viewing? I have cancelled the...

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30% gay. And 100% confused by questions such as "Does being a good driver make someone a good lover?"

The Sunday Times included Pruton in our line-up. They meant Frutos.

I'd try to get that in writing if I were you. Just in case it does end up in a sitaution where you have to prove your tickets' validity.

Her thighs look like she has some kind of skin pigmentation disease.

I know exactly what you mean. I was walking my dog the wrong direction down the middle carriageway of the M25 at the weekend, and there was this complete tosser who wanted to a) go the right direction and b) drive his car. With people like that f***ing it up, no wonder there was a 57 vehicle...

Anything with my avatar in it!

We should invest a fictional £10 with US at the beginning of this year, and then at the end see how much we get back 12 months later. I reckon about -£567!

I've never seen any of them!! Hooray!!

Is Libby still in it? I wanted to do her when I was younger.