Shoot the lobsters

[NMH]

Chucking a live creature into boiling water just has to be cruellty.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Better than putting it in a pan of cold water and bringing it to the boil....

 

[Buzzer]

Don't be so shellfish.

 

[bhafc99]

It's not against the claw, so technically people can do it.

 

[Nibble]

Most of them are stunned by being on ice before they hit the water, they don't feel a thing . The screaming noise is made by the water steaming out of the breaks in the shell.

 

[Trufflehound]

Make sure it's dead before you eat it, otherwise it might become prawn again. And if it does it'll probably be feeling a little crabby.

 

[cheeseroll]

Most of them are stunned by being on ice before they hit the water, they don't feel a thing . The screaming noise is made by the water steaming out of the breaks in the shell.

nah! they come straight from the tank and onto the barbie, delicious!

 

[NMH]

Most of them are stunned by being on ice before they hit the water, they don't feel a thing . The screaming noise is made by the water steaming out of the breaks in the shell.

Just because they don't have little lobster voices that make sounds you can relate to - you can still say they aren't thinking "this shit is feckin' HOT!" ??

 

[Timbo]

Most of them are stunned by being on ice before they hit the water, they don't feel a thing . The screaming noise is made by the water steaming out of the breaks in the shell.

I'd love to know how you know that, and how you can be sure of it!

 

[bhafc99]

I'd love to know how you know that, and how you can be sure of it!

Duh, obviously he called them up on one of these and asked.

http://www.virginmobile.com/vm/viewProduct.do?productId=2FB72911-7FB8-4EA8-BCD1-574A390F8F4F

 

[Trufflehound]

Duh, obviously he called them up on one of these and asked.

http://www.virginmobile.com/vm/viewProduct.do?productId=2FB72911-7FB8-4EA8-BCD1-574A390F8F4F

Surely you mean one of these:

 

[Publius Ovidius]

Just because they don't have little lobster voices that make sounds you can relate to - you can still say they aren't thinking "this shit is feckin' HOT!" ??

Or there again..they may be saying " Oh No not again "

 

[NMH]

Or there again..they may be saying " Oh No not again "

...or "what happened to that 'last ciggy' I am supposed to be offered?"

....or "I am going to fire that lawyer, what happened to my appeal"

or "how was I supposed to know those ragworm I ate last week were Kurds?"

 

[Lokki 7]

What’s the largest crustacean?

 

[Lokki 7]

Kings Cross Station

 

[Man of Harveys]

Surely you mean one of these:

If you dial using that, do you get through to directory FINquiries?

 

[Titanic]

What’s the largest crustacean?

The largest crustacean is the giant spider crab or takashigani found in deep waters off southern Japan. One of these crabs weighed 18.6kg and had a span of 3.7m between the outstretched claws.

 

[Napper]

who cares if it does hurt , tastes bloody good is all that matters

 

[Lokki 7]

The largest crustacean is the giant spider crab or takashigani found in deep waters off southern Japan. One of these crabs weighed 18.6kg and had a span of 3.7m between the outstretched claws.

But how many platforms does it have, and is there a Burger King?

 

[Timbo]

What’s the largest crustacean?

Is it something to do with this?

A 108-foot statue of the Hindu god Krishna came crashing down on its back, killing 2 workers, 1 passerby, and injuring 12 others.
The temple, situated in Narshingpur, a village outside of Delhi, took six years to build, costing the villagers and the people in the surrounding district $417,000.

edit: sorry, thought you said crushed asians.