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There are only two words in English that start and end with 'he'. (Not including "he" and "hehe".)

Years and years of the same 'joke' and he's still plugging away. Bless.

349 is a tough ask, but at least we've given ourselves a target. Game on!

I still haven't found what I'm looking for.

Red Bull Hull works for me.

Woke up praying for rain to give us a fighting chance of a draw. Now a win is possible, if we get these last few wickets. Great stuff.

Half my company are on 3 day weeks at the moment, it's happening all over. Arguably BA were excessively reliant on the transatlantic business market at the expense of competing on other (leisure) routes, but there's not much they could have done to avert most (if not all) of the circumstances...

Who edits their location every time they go on holiday? You'd have to be seriously sad to do that. Mine was done once, when registering, to show where I live. Ain't touched it since. Suspect I'm not alone in that. I'd only ever edit it if I moved permanently. It isn't Twitter.

Your eyewitness report sounds more exciting than that video makes it look. Little bit of grey smoke coming from behind one building. Whoever is filming's inability to focus smoothly is more of a cause for concern, frankly!

Victoria Principal in Dallas.

It's simple. You're in until you're out, then the other team is in. But sometimes you can be not out while you're in, but it's still time to be out so the other team can be in. It's even possible to be out without anyone's who's in ever being out.

I'm running the Edinburgh Marathon on Sunday. So Saturday I will be eating vats of pasta, stretching my legs and generally getting nervous.

Has anyone suggested fish and chips yet?

If Gene Hunt walks into the room, start worrying.

Why does Kimberley appear to have a light bulb in the shape of a penis attached to her head? Or is that a stupid question?

In. Just me and Lois. My company lets you take a Bank Holiday if you want, or – if not – add a day to your allowance. Fine by me. Actually getting lots done (despite being on NSC just now!) as phone not ringing loads etc. Will probably knock off a little early too.

In my dreams: Singapore, Auckland, Vancouver, San Francisco. In reality so far: Sussex, London, Reading, Edinburgh.

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I know someone who tried "Micky Adams" recently. It was no way near as good as the original.

Right decision, never should have been an issue in the first place, but ridiculous that it needed every male MP making a shamefaced sticky mess in their pants over the fact Joanna Lumley was visiting the House of Commons to get there.