Guess who I met in a bar tonight...

[dwayne]

Following on from another thread recently.......

 

[saafend_seagull]

cristiano ronaldo if ure in vegas, as ur posting tonight as 7am

 

[Gwylan]

Kylie's chimney sweep?

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Your Mum and your Auntie are the usual suspects for your socialising!!

But you might of course been speed dating or similar so I will go for a 'Mirror Image Social Inadequate like yourself'

But whatever you come up with its Jackanory time!!!

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

the wife ..................

 

[dwayne]

Bloody hell first person got it right!!! Not vegas though .... Met him la. Was prepared to give him the benefit of the doubt but seems press have him down to a tee. absolute muppet, shouting orders at the bar staff, rowdy, leery entourage and generally up his own butt.

 

[severnside gull]

Glad to hear he really is as big a twat as he is made out to be.
At least no-one can be accused of picking on the poor little love when they slag him off for being a spoilt little brat.

 

[dwayne]

For the non believers ... He was at beso tonight. Ul be seeing that in the papers tomorrow

 

[Frutos]

For the non believers ... He was at beso tonight. Ul be seeing that in the papers tomorrow

Did he leave you a tip?

 

[Scampi]

absolute muppet, shouting orders at the bar staff, rowdy, leery and generally up his own butt.

But enough about you, tell us what Ronaldo's like.

 

[saafend_seagull]

well that was hard

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Did he leave you a tip?

very good.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Jackanory Jackanory Jackanory.............Blue Peter is on soon !!!

Your Location shows as London surely if you have escaped your mundane and Walter Mitty lifestyle the first thing THE VERY first thing you would do is edit your location to LA. Look at me 'I'm a Star in New York I'm a Star in LA'

 

[Dandyman]

Did he leave you a tip?

or did Dwayne take the full length?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Dwayne

Was Paris Hilton there ?. If so can you get her mobile for me ?.

Many thanks.

 

[Willow]

Good spot, Dwayne. And I, for one, am pleased you imparted that information. A nice piece of off season tittle tattle.

 

[bhafc99]

Your Location shows as London surely if you have escaped your mundane and Walter Mitty lifestyle the first thing THE VERY first thing you would do is edit your location to LA. Look at me 'I'm a Star in New York I'm a Star in LA'

Who edits their location every time they go on holiday? You'd have to be seriously sad to do that. Mine was done once, when registering, to show where I live. Ain't touched it since. Suspect I'm not alone in that. I'd only ever edit it if I moved permanently. It isn't Twitter.

 

[dwayne]

Paris hiltons out of town in dubai I think? Classic stuff .. There were 2 english wanabee wags there and they clearly couldn't believe there luck when ron strolled in. Hilariously one of rons greasy fat mates handed them their address so one bird probably got ron the other got the short straw with beast. Oh yer and ronaldos bro is a spitting image of him with even tighter clothes

 

[Uncle Buck]

Metalica were staying in the same hotel as me in Helsinki on Sunday night.

 

[Icy Gull]

Jackanory Jackanory Jackanory.............Blue Peter is on soon !!!

Your Location shows as London surely if you have escaped your mundane and Walter Mitty lifestyle the first thing THE VERY first thing you would do is edit your location to LA. Look at me 'I'm a Star in New York I'm a Star in LA'

Truth is Dwayne pisses on your parade whenever he re-appears on NSC, as he is so much more adventurous and imaginative in his one upmanship, you'll have to up the stakes to compete.