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Yasir!!!

This girl, while passably fit, seems to have no plan other than take a few pictures and chat on her mobile. Or maybe that's some kind of profound comment on the difficulties of being a teenager in today's credit crunched world. Oh no, she's just scribbled 'Ben Griffiths is gay' on a piece of...

It is, isn't it. Apparently staff have been trained to quote Kierkegaard with every shirt sale. Even a simple phone enquiry about buying a Seagulls-branded clock is likely to elicit a response like: "The future influences the present just as much as the past. Friedrich Nietzsche. That'll be...

That Welsh guy who does rugby commentary, Jonathan Edwards or something. Nothing makes me lunge for the mute button faster than that over-excited Welshie going into sing-song high-pitched hyperdrive.

Palace swoop for Ronald... oh.

I thought Man Utd had declared a policy of only signing under-26 year olds? Man Utd set transfer age limit | News | The First Post

One I ****ing hate up here in Jockland is "internationalist". I'd never come across this word until I moved up here, but they use it All The Effing Time. As in "England internationalist Wayne Rooney...". What's wrong with "international" you bunch of sweaty muppets?

Yay she's won a game! 6-0, 3-1...!!

It's hard... to watch this. Poor Maria!

Kirilenko currently getting licked by Wozniacki on Centre. So to speak.

Humvee, cross-country, including through the duck pond. Natch.

One just beyond the (a)steroid belt...

Didn't allegedly Andy Roddick allegedly shag Sharapova, and allegedly comment afterwards she just lay there like a plank of wood?

Moving slightly on from justified bashing of the Daily-Mail-reading, probably-go-to-a-West-End-"show"-after-their-day-at-Wimbledon crowds... Another thing that narks me is the obsessive cut-to-shot of the player's girlfriend/boyfriend in the box seats. If it's a Brit male playing, girlfriend...

Warm, but no way near as sunny as yesterday here in Glasgow. The mist hasn't burnt off cleanly, leaving a haze in the sky. Hundreds of disappointed Weegie women flocking to the sunbed salons to keep their Irn-Bru shade of orange skin topped up.

The whole thing appears to be built on slopes. It'll never work. Pens will roll off desks; the kid's who's "top of the class" may actually be 30ft downhill from the thickies...

Maybe in 18 months + time, but not now, no. She's a kid. Out of those two, I'd rather do Hantuchova. Overall, Sharapova still floats my boat. Or NSC poll-fave Kirilenko

Or just dial 2580 from any mobile phone, and they text you back the name of the song. You don't need an iPhone and "apps" to get Shazam – it's been around since practically the earliest days of mobiles!

No prize, but you're right! :clap::clap:

Exactly. Apostrophe is completely wrong.