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  1. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    In True French Style

    A spokesman for the Union Francaise du Tabac shrugged his shoulders and said: "Pfft."
  2. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Hove, actually

    Why?
  3. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Blair admitted to hospital

    So it's not just the Tory party where there's murmuring going on then...
  4. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    The moment you hear Falmer is approved

    I won't believe it until the first digger rolls in. Seriously... remember the delay to the Withdean decision caused by possible judicial reviews? It'll be worse, I bet you.
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    Serious Tip For Saturday

    Just stuck half the contents of my Bluesq account on it (which in truth only amounted to a four quid stake) so this had better be good. I've been in need of a decent punt since I blew a rather large amount on a fairly silly bet at the start of the cricket season. It was Surrey to win both the...
  6. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    What would be your ideal job?

    Last year was the fortieth anniversary of the pools panel, so I emailed them (in my professional capacity as a hack, you understand) and asked if I could be on it for a week, on the basis that I knew a bit about guessing who was going to win football matches. They said no. The fuckers.
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    Morning Everyone

    Thank you Beach Hut Good morning everyone.
  8. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Splendid Brighton Rock Outfit

    They're ace http://www.britishseapower.co.uk/
  9. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Splendid Brighton Rock Outfit

    I'm off to see the Brighton based Cumbrian alt-rockers British Sea Power in Glasgow tomorrow. Anyone else going? Anyone else seen 'em?
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    When Storer scored - where were you?

    On the SW terrace, in fairly usual spot (for them days... I used to move around quite a bit) with two of my friends. We just all hugged each other and danced.
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    Ever had sex in a football ground?

    If so where? I once overheard a bloke telling another bloke that he'd had a shag in Edgbaston cricket ground, but frankly THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH. So go on, let's have the full 92, as it were.
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    Should football be illegal?

    1997 Granada saervisys at Southemyms. Horde of bored Brighton fans drink expensive coffee late into the night on the off-chance David Bellotti might turn up and we can shout at him.
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    Bellotti on Radio 4 tonight (Sunday)

    The Westminster Hour did at least briefly mention his Albion connection and the fact that his effigy was burned on Bonfire Night in Lewes. Well done the BBC!
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    Bellotti on Radio 4 tonight (Sunday)

    At least "Miguel" Portillo was found a safe seat in a by-election after he was kicked out of Parliament. After losing four elections in a row, David Bellotti is now a local councillor. In Bath. In fact, if you select a random bit of www.bathnes.gov.uk, you get Bellotti, Mr David Frank 12...
  15. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Albions greatest ever overseas player

    Emeke Ifijiagwa anyone? And who remembers that the "That's Zamora" song was originally "That's Lorenzo".. about Signor Pinamonte?
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    Bellotti on Radio 4 tonight (Sunday)

    Re: Re: Bellotti on Radio 4 tonight (Sunday) I listen to the Westminster Hour most weeks, not just when Bellotti's on. Does that make me a saddo or something?
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    How many 'keepy-ups' have you done?

    That's rubbish, especially as everyone knows you're allowed to use your hands in rugby.
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    Bellotti on Radio 4 tonight (Sunday)

    The Westminster Hour, 10pm, Radio 4 tonight (Sunday) is doing a series abvout by-elections that changed the political map of Britain. Tonight it features Eastbourne in 1990. The one that was won by you-know-who. I suggest everyone listens to it, and -- if it fails to point out the spectacular...
  19. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Right handed, or left?

    I'd give me right arm to be ambidextrous.

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