A columnist in the Mail on Sunday has called for football to be made illegal in the same way that a hunting ban has been proposed, "to get rid of this disgusting game".
It could be exciting: to watch the Albion we'd all have to log on to a website and drive along the A23 waiting for a signal until we could turn up to the secret venue. It would solve the problem of the new stadium as we could play at Withdean, Falmer (disturbing the bats), Shoreham harbour, the Toys R Us carpack and Waterhall a as the club and supporters play cat and mouse with the police.
To replace football we would have a whole new series of sports: Prosser-baiting (our favourite ref is tied to a post and torn apart by angry dogs and Paul Jewell), Croydon slum clearance (where two teams try to make a south London district inhabitable) and Drug Test nightmare (where players try to guess how long it will take for Rio Ferdinand to piss in a bottle).
There'd also be a cottage industry as million of Sky dishes are converted to woks.
Personally, I'd rather that fox hunting should be replaced by hunting MoS columnists who say wanky things, but that will never catch on.
It could be exciting: to watch the Albion we'd all have to log on to a website and drive along the A23 waiting for a signal until we could turn up to the secret venue. It would solve the problem of the new stadium as we could play at Withdean, Falmer (disturbing the bats), Shoreham harbour, the Toys R Us carpack and Waterhall a as the club and supporters play cat and mouse with the police.
To replace football we would have a whole new series of sports: Prosser-baiting (our favourite ref is tied to a post and torn apart by angry dogs and Paul Jewell), Croydon slum clearance (where two teams try to make a south London district inhabitable) and Drug Test nightmare (where players try to guess how long it will take for Rio Ferdinand to piss in a bottle).
There'd also be a cottage industry as million of Sky dishes are converted to woks.
Personally, I'd rather that fox hunting should be replaced by hunting MoS columnists who say wanky things, but that will never catch on.
