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  1. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Best Black Footballer

    Emeke Ifijiagwa anyone? ;-)
  2. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Hinshelwood: superb player, dodgy haircut

    I thought Hinsh was clearly man of the match yesterday but I'm not entirely sure what's going on with his hair. For anyone who hasn't seen it's a sort of crew-cut mullet, shaved up above his ears and long at the back. A Hoddle for the new century, perhaps.
  3. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Sussex CCC treated like poo

    Don't forget though, that Sussex CCC are not "Brighton and Hove CCC". I'm not saying that's not an excuse for Ken Bodfish not to have sent a message of congratulation or something, but the people of Arundel, Eastbourne, Winchelsea, Midhurst etc have just as much right to call them their own...
  4. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Clubbing in Noocastle!

    I've said it before and I'll say it again Middlesbrough is more than forty miles from Newcastle. It takes ages to get there. But good luck, if you're going... ;)
  5. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Anyone going to the Lib Dem conference?

    If you're passing the Brighton Centre, the Metropole Hotel or the Grand, ask if Don Foster is around, and say you'd like to have a word with him (say you're from a pressure group, or a magazine, or whatever). He is the MP for Bath and his election agent is D.F. Bellotti Esq. Then you can tell...
  6. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    New away shirt HELP

    How about CLUB SHOP ALWAYS L8 WITH THE NEW BLOODY SHIRTS
  7. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Albion v Sheffield Wednesday - All your comments here!

    Hmmm... FDM in goal = clean sheet for first time in ages. Could there by some chance be a connection? Still though, yay.
  8. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    The Chuckle Brothers - Losers or Legends?

    Rotherham's only celeb fans (except for Jeremy Clarkson). Fact.
  9. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Anyone Got A Copy Of The Goldstone Rap

    MC Tony Millard and the Mystery Boys (a rather unfortunate nomenclature, given events thereafter) were the artists. Still got it on 7"... the only 7" I've ever kept, except for "John Kettley is a Weatherman" by A Tribe Of Toffs.
  10. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Labour in deep shit

    Apart from opposing Falmer, and the euro, I agree with just about everything the Greens have done. More power to their nut-roasts, I reckon...
  11. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    My tax return can't be right

    I want to submit it online... but I've got to wait for them to send me a letter with my pin number on before I can get onto the website. "Tax doesn't have to be taxing", apparently. Harrumph.
  12. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    My tax return can't be right

    I've just done the sums and I reckon the Inland Revenue owes me about 800 quid. Does anyone know about tax and stuff? Am I likely to get it?
  13. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Rise viewers - Kitty soon to be no more.

    Nah -- hopefully they'll bring back a decent news prog, like "Morning Edition" used to be (remember that?) It'd be better than saccarine news presented by silly bints in too much makeup sitting on sofas...
  14. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Favourite letter of the alphabet?

    Can’t really decide between לּ, ץ, ж and گ
  15. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Comedy place names

    Now you've reminded me about those non-champions and producers of tubby batsmen, Kent, how about Nackington Road as in one end of the ground at Canterbury? Always makes me chortle...
  16. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    One word to describe Bellotti

    PUBLIC SERVICE from www.bathnes.gov.uk Bellotti, Mr David Frank Liberal Democrat 12 Kipling Avenue Bath BA2 4RB. Home: 01225 427560 bellotti@cix.co.uk Lyncombe ward
  17. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Labour in deep shit

    There's now a national minimum wage. But it isn't high enough. And not everybody gets it. Still wouldn't vote for the bastards though. I'm pretty much a Lib Dem voter now (Bellotti excepted). I'm interested how many people have said "we must vote Labour, to get Falmer." The decision's now...
  18. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Stockport sack Palmer

    Here's my favourite Carlton Palmer story (after they'd just been beaten by Carlisle United, who at the time were managed by Roddy Collins, the brother of the Irish boxer Steve Collins) Carlton calls his players in early for training the following morning and tries to give them a bollocking...
  19. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Labour in deep shit

    MPs don't get a "fat pay-off" if they lose. They get quite a nice pension, but assuming Sarah Teather loses at the next election, she won't have had long to pay into it and so won't receive all that much. I for one reckon MPs' salaries are fair enough, given the amount of casework etc that many...
  20. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    East or West?

    It's the unitary authority area of Brighton and Hove for me, i.e. neither. Or both. I'm not really sure.

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