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It's OK. All his body hair will form an enormous cushion.

And don't you live in SOUTH LONDON? Just about the least rural place I can think of! :D :D :D

If you were born in that hospital (I'm assuming you're talking about the old maternity hospital which is now the Royal Alexandra Kiddies' place) which is in BRIGHTON then why are you called HOVE born&bred? I've commentated on Stockport County games before. I don't think being a Brighton fan got...

Ah yes, that was the best bit. I must have been sitting quite near you bhafc99, as I remember nudging those sitting close to me and pointing out a flaky escape from Jo's scalp.

HIGNFY once, which was brilliant. "Goodbye Goldstone" on Meridian, which was not.

No problem CarlDouglas, we're professionals at this sort of thing. It wasn't like other end of season games. At one I remember, everybody was Kung Fu Fighting. In Fact It Was A Little Bit Frightening. Sorry. I'll sign off with the only Welsh phrase I know, hoping that it'll bring you luck in...

Perhaps if they'd constructed their arguments in a reasoned way like Tedebear's, they would have got more sympathy. But they said that "because these people are used to seeing women in burkas, they won't be able to control themselves when they see our teenage daughters and they'll rape them"...

http://www.action4lee.org/# *whistles tunelessly and looks away*

Generally I'm pro-cycling. It's better for the environment and it keeps you fit (I only live a mile from my workplace so I walk in). But it really dicks me off if I'm driving and stop at a red light and a cyclist just sails through. Same goes for when I'm about to cross at a pedestrian...

You mean "Telscombe dressed as Toxteth", surely? :D

I saw a tiny bit of it but was on the phone to our lass at the time. Bunch of hoodie-wearing Level hangers-out. TLO, are you suggesting they were all "Westdene dressed as Whitehawk"?

I was there today and it was well frustrating. Sussex's batsmen, especially Wardy, had their eyes well in... and the Durham bowling attack is totally shagged. So much that they played their bowling coach, whose last first team game was in 1998. Unfortunately he got injured while fielding in the...

It's not just me that thinks that Footballers Wives bint is a bit of a munter, is it?

I think the Royal Mail should spend more money on improving their service instead of wasting it on expensive personalised number plates for their staff. Like PAT 1, for instance.

No we won't. Royal Mail is a private company (owned by the government, but private). It has to make its own money from the things it sells in its post offices and shops, and from Parcel Force, and stuff. I was briefly an agency postie, and was given a large area of Patcham to deliver post to. I...

Which makes, er, Luxembourg the world's greatest nation. Lookie here.

We're down to seventh if you believe this table.

Could we have a complete LIST of everyone who won the NSC awards please someone? I'd be keen to SEE if my VOTE counted for ANYTHING. PS I'm using CAPITALS for random words because I'm hoping people might take NOTICE.

My mate who's a Hull fan reckons Taylor's "going to do exactly the same as he did to Brighton after getting promoted"

They should have got Tony Hawks and Jon "Channel 4 News" Snow on as guests, to make it an all-Albion fans special.