I've just finished "Rich Deserts and the Captain's Thin" by Margaret Forster, which is about the history of the biscuit industry in Carlisle. It's genuinely more interesting than it sounds.
However I appreciate you might be after something fictional, so I can most strongly advocate "The House...
Whenever I go to home games I use the most sustainable means of all: walking from my mum's house at Preston Circus to Withdean. I never tell anyone official about this, so how do the club or council know that I'm being sustainable?
Our Falmer, which art in Heaven
Hereford be thy game
Thy Kit Napier come
Thy Ward be done
On turf as it was in '97
Give us this Digweed Chivers Byrne
Forgive us our Tiltmans
Foz thine be the Storer
Zamora and ever
Our Des.
I'd really like to say Craig Maskell cos he was bobbins, but you lot will all shout at me and point out that his hat trick against Hartlepool probably kept us in the league.
So I shan't. I'll plump for Ashley Neal.
Ooh no, hang on a minute...
Jason Peake.
Final answer.
He was also the...
While I think even Knight will have said to McGee: "Look, we were shat on by the last bloke and I'm not going to let you do the same" I don't think he'll be the manager when we play first at Falmer.
The worst possible scenario would be fore us to go up and lose McGee before the start of next...
It's bloody awful. Cases in point: a few weeks ago they had a front page which was "TROOPS HOME IN ON BIN LADEN". After a fortnight, has anyone found the overly-hirsute terror fiend? I think not.
I really like the NotW's re-printing of the alleged text messages between Beckham and this woman. Except they've asterisked out the juicy bits, obviously.
She: Is it ****?
He: Very, very ****, thinking of your **** and the *****.
She: Remember the last time your tongue was all over me I have...