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Don't for heaven's sake do what some pro-hunt protestors did in Kendal. They threw an egg at Prescott, but it was hard-boiled! That, I'm afraid to say, is so typically bloody Cumbrian it's untrue...

If Prezza gets to hear about this, he's got to look unfavourably on Brighton fans, surely!

I was rather hoping one of them would score. I was planning to ask that question of Nick Griffin, had he been elected.

I was at Manchester town hall last night for the North-west regional count. There was a bit of mild protesting going on outside... BNP supporters and anti-fascist protestors shouting at each other. A group of people with a big England flag arrived round the corner, which got the BNP very...

Perhaps if schools were still feeding kids (cold) milk ... (and I used to get mine subsidised until the end of infants school in about 1986) then fewer of today's youngsters would be troughing themselves obese on Dairylea Lunchables. Just a thought. I've got a bottle of very nice champagne at...

OK UKIP fans. Who knows who the party leader is?

Yes, quite: So we can write to the ODPM after the decision is made and they have to supply us with copies of all the letters sent! That'll piss off the mandarins for taking so long... mwah hah ha ha ha!!!

Dear CPRE, I'm rather curious about a couple of your recent public statements. On BBC Online today (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3788901.stm) you assert the right of local councils to make planning decisions about sensitive parts of the countryside. Yet in the Times on June 5th, you protested...

Why not email the chairman, Sir Max Hastings, and tell him this? info@cpre.org.uk Or fax 020 7981 2899

Mine is on the cork board with all the tickets from the last British Sea Power tour...

Hang on... isn't it only a seven day extension to the consultation period? What's seven days in the grand scheme of things? We expecting something to be said in August anyway... Or have I got that wrong?

Polo shirt, combat trousers (the ones that unzip at the calves, marvellous) and sandals. But nobody public is going to see me today, so it doesn't matter...

Yay you. My feelings in a sentence. Yes I know I've invaded some northern town with my poncey southern left-wing middle class drinking habits, but at least I work for a living. And I still get pissed off with all the f***ing commuting web designers making the house prices in Brighton so high...

You can't do a degree in David Beckham studies anywhere. This was a story largely made up. A guy called Prof Ellis Cashmore -- a rentagob academic at Staffordshire University -- made David Beckham a dissertation option in a degree in popular culture. It's not like you can do a BA in it. Mind...

Where's the classroom for Yorkshire Studies? Is it down the Corridor of Uncertainty?

Because, even though you claim to be from Hove, you're a TOTAL f***ing ARSE.

You'll be able to get em for less -- about 70 quid -- when you know the date in advance. And you'll be able to fly from Gatwick, too. The Stadium of Shite, as Geordies affectionately know it, is on the Metro line from the airport.

Were my eyes/ears decieving me or was that Cerys Matthews, once of Catatonia, who was doing the half-time "entertainment"??

I was at the Stadium of Light for Bobby Z's last competitive match as a Brighton player -- Eng u21 against Slovakia. It's a marvellous marvellous venue.

Which was yours?