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  1. The Clown of Pevensey Bay

    Where do you work ?

    London W12. And occasionally London W1. And even more occasionally everywhere else in the world. Potentially.
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    What's The Bands You Can Say You've Died Happy Seeing?

    British Sea Power Super Furry Animals Morrissey The Divine Comedy I'd still love to see Bowie live (went to the T in the Park he was supposed to headline but didn't) and, weirdly, Elton John.
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    Judgement Day

    MusyO7J2inM
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    Sussex V Middlesex FPT Hove, Bank Holiday

    So if we rattle up 450 against Surrey on Wednesday and bowl them out for about 12, we'll be in the quarter finals. Ace.
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    Sussex sign Collymore

    This is GREAT news. Someone who can move it off the seam is even BETTER than an out-and-out paceman on Hove pitches -- as Robin Martin-Jenkins' success as an opening bowler so far has proved. Well done Sussex.
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    Mayor of London...a cunning ruse?

    It's a very good theory. I would expect Nick Boles -- provided he has fully recovered -- to be an MP after the next election anyway. The Mayor doesn't have the power to hire or fire the Met Commissioner, by the way. Only the Home Secretary does that.
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    Who got the BLAME for Heseltine's Millennium Dome Project going tits up?

    It's all explained on this quite astoundingly good blog London Connections: A walk along East London Line phase 2
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    Southern Railway's BLOODY STUPID bicycle policy

    I've just emailed an edited version of that diatribe to comments@southernrailway.com. For a laugh, I had a guess at the email address of the managing director, Chris Burchell, as well. I've just had his out-of-office auto reply. Bloody marvellous.
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    Southern Railway's BLOODY STUPID bicycle policy

    So after a nice couple of days watching cricket and eating curry with my brother and sister in law in Brighton, I pedalled back to the station well in time for the 1849 to Clapham Junction. Fifteen minutes early, in fact. And the train was already there. Great. Plenty of time to avoid the crush...
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    Sussex versus Surrey

    You join me LIVE from the County Ground, Hove. The covers are coming off and there's an inspection due at 1300. Looks like more rain on the way, though.
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    **Rumour has it**

    Bollocks on stilts. If this is what the league chairmen had agreed -- and voted on -- then one of the disgruntled "no" voters would have leaked it to the papers by now.
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    Getting water out of your ear

    After swimming. It's always the left ear. I'm slightly deaf at present. What, people of NSC, can I do?
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    Mayor of London

    I disagree. I now predict Boris to get most first preferences, but Ken to SQUEAK home on second preferences. What's more, I think the Tories will do very well in the London Assembly elections -- and possibly get a majority on the Assembly. Which means Mayor Ken won't really have a mandate, and...
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    Humphrey Lyttleton is dead

    "The teams are going to perform mimes now in the round called sound charades. This is based on the old TV favourite Give Us a Clue in which the players had to mime the titles of books or films. It was conducted in silence, the performances were excellent, and the audiences were delighted. The...
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    NEXT (the high st chain)

    I've got a pair of Next trousers, which I bought in a hurry. They're OK. Their other stuff is so bloody boring, though, and looks cheap even though it isn't. Now Uniqlo, on the other hand, is bloody great. Three t-shirts for £9. Sweatshoptastic.
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    Asking girls out (NSFW: Contains occasional pictures of willies and bottoms)

    Yes, yes you can. That, m'boy, is why life is such a cruel mistress.
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    Asking girls out (NSFW: Contains occasional pictures of willies and bottoms)

    I simply ask them, in English, if they'd like to go out on a date. TRIED and TESTED.
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    Does Sussex Need a Flag?

    Whatever you read was a load of old shit. The Cornish coastal path (ie not even the whole coast) is 250 miles.
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    Wicker coffins

    Is Teresa Baker ("Caring lady funeral director") still around? The photo of her in her Argus ads used to (not literally) scare the life out of me.
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    Muslims want GMT replaced by Mecca time

    Six pages. At LEAST.

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