I can't believe THIRTEEN people here have attempted a Guinness World Record.
With proper observers like Norris McWhirter with a stopwatch and all that.
I was at the 0-5, and the game we lost 4-1 to someone like Torquay or Plymouth or Darlington at Gillingham. Man alive we were awful.
But the worst sporting performance I have simply ever seen took place on June 23rd 1996 -- the Axa Equity and Law Sunday league match between Sussex and Glamorgan...
The commentator is probably Derek Lacey -- my former colleague. He uses their first names because he doesn't know their surnames.
He has been known to miss a goal while scrabbling under the desk for his pen in the first half, and to get the score wrong all the way up to half time. He's a GENIUS.
SPAIN DROPS EXTRADITION BID FOR GUANTANAMO TWO
By Chris Greenwood, Matt Williams and David Barrett, PA
Former Guantanamo Bay detainees Jamil el-Banna and Omar Deghayes no longer face
extradition to Spain to face terrorist charges, their solicitor said today.
Spanish authorities have dropped...
Someone in Carlisle tells me: "He's from Barrow. They're not Cumbrians."
(Barrow has of course only been in Cumbria since 1974 -- Mike Pike was probably born in what was Lancashire)