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May I nominate you for NSC's Jammiest Bastard 2007/08?

1. Good salary 2. Internet access (which is kind of necessary) 3. The frequent opportunity to see Sophie Raworth, dressed in lycra, in the bike sheds. 4. Do I need anything else? No.

I quote from Section 3A.3 of the Mayor of London's London Plan I think the plan will be stymied by a lack of tube stations in the sky.

The bloke who stood near me on the South-west terrace and always used to shout out: "Bring on Johnny Byrne!" Bear in mind this was about 1995, and therefore JB was nowhere to be seen.

:D I won't be THAT much better off!

I should have said: I don't live in the house (in Carlisle) that I own. I used to, but then my job changed, I moved to London and let out the place up north. The mortgage has just gone up so that plus agents' fees etc is setting me back about £100 a month net. So I'll actually be BETTER off in...

I'm young-ish and I'm attempting to offload the house I own at present, and stick the profit in the bank until this whole horrible affair blows over.

It's a bit like this. Say I lend you 100 pounds, and you agree to pay me back two pounds a month for fifty months, plus interest. Then after five months I realise that you're a bit crap at repaying and have missed one payment. But I can't call your loan in, yet, because we've signed an...

Indeed. I was trying to keep it as simple as possible, but you're dead right,

They are loans, secured against houses, that are offered to people whose credit rating is not particularly high. Someone with a good income and a hefty deposit in the bank is a prime customer, and may get a mortgage with a competitive interest rate. A sub-prime customer may have a lower or less...

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He's certainly the oldest prisoner in custody -- and for good reason. Last time he was given a few days' release from his open prison, because of his mum's funeral, he went to the birthday party of Kate Kray.

I live round the corner from the scene of Harry Roberts' MURDERS. It's a bit spooky.

They're tin FOIL hats. Especially for the non-believers on NSC.

You can get Pizza Express pizzas in the supermarket for about four quid if you want a really nice one. Bit of olive oil on top, 12 mins on gas mark 5, lovely.

Foggy off of Last of the Summer Wine has also snuffed it. It's been a cracking week for deaths from the world of drama.

Paul Scofield Actor and Old Varndeanian and dead aged 86.

Thing was, there weren't any "marriage rules" that established such gigantic settlements when they got married. Those precendents have devloped out of judges' decisions in cases like McFarlane v McFarlane and Parlour v Parlour...

I've got an 80gb external hard drive which does the trick. Although I do keep it in a desk drawer, which isn't the best protection against fires or burglaries, I suppose. I've got a locker at work -- thinking about it, it might be a good idea to keep it there. I also use BT Openworld broadband...

Indeed. Just ask Des Lynam. It's probably a Dean Hammondesque attempt to get a better contract off the Beeb.