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Good news! Hopefully not, no.

And both covered in fur!

Doesn't seem like there's much chance of that. The Women's team seems in a real mess, but it seems to repeat every summer. We've now got to go out and get a whole new team (again). Is there the money? Is there the motivation? Does the team even have a permanent manager? Or is that search still...

Because they're in the Premier League, for starters?

That is proper naughty.

I understand the urge to throw things at the c8%t. But it's not appropriate and fuels his arguments and his victimhood. He needs to be absolutely battered into submission at the ballot box but there should be no violence of any kind against him, or other politicians. Or anyone else, for any...

The pub my exchange happened was The Royal George on Holmbush roundabout and the chap involved (who has since passed away) lived just around the corner. It wouldn't massively surprise me if he made a lifetime habit of that kind of wankery.

I was in a pub a couple of years ago and some absolute wanker was boasting about all the garden gnomes he'd stolen/removed/smashed after a bender the week before. Not one of the people he was with, and they were all fairly typical lout types, thought it was funny at all and he got all sorts of...

Excuse me... the only thing I know about the game is that Ellen White scored and became the first female to do so. But it's not even mentioned? No mention of the final score either. How long have you worked for the BBC?

I think it's an excellent design for the space it has at street level. Incredible interior and surely that's all that matters? Looks one hell of a place to live, but I wouldn't want to step foot into a home valued at £3million for fear of immediately disgracing myself. Think of Elizabeth from...

Some people will never get over the faux drama of Brentford away. Clapgate.

Gutted for you in particular, @jevs. Preston Park looks so much better today than it did a decade ago - those trees make such a positive impact on the park. Idiots vandalising them aren't worth the change in your pocket. Hopefully the trees can be replaced and I'd be prepared to put my hand in...

Talk about going over old ground again and not for the first time.

I donate monthly to Labour, but I almost regret it now. The amount of spam I get from them is intense.

The only reason we got away with Steele in the previous season was the defensive cover by Caicedo and Mac Allister in the midfield. The whole shape of the team protected the defence so much more, plus the individuals were playing at a much higher level. Estupinan was unrecognisable last season...

Nonsense. RDZ is a stubborn fool who wanted to play Steele, despite how much it hurt the team. We would have been comfortably in the top 10 had Bart played more often. Steele can kick a ball but he's hopeless when it comes to making saves.

Your attempts to blur the faces are absolutely shocking! Thank you for doing the work though - good on all of you working to defeat that absolute plank.

There aren't many men who can compete with his wit, charm and sex appeal but I back you, Crodo.

Haven't they basically married her off to every boring loser who has crossed her path in the last 50 years? You wouldn't be the worst she's mucked around with.

The main variable is his attitude I think. It's all conjecture, but I would assume Gyokeres' rise has been down to hard work and getting himself where he wants to be. If Alzate has a similar drive to succeed then I think he will. Personally, I thought he showed enough in his appearances for us...