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It's A South Sussex Thing. You Wouldn't Get That Kind Of Hypocrisy In Horsham Or Crawley.

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Point 1 - Wikipedia Is Not The Font Of All Knowledge Point 2 - American Bulldog/Pitbull Whatever. It's Practically The Same Dog. They're Bred To Fight. Twat. Point 3 - You Go Near My Mum And I'll Stab You 55 Times It Suggests He Was Pissed Off And In A Frenzy. Where Do You Wallies Get Off On...

What Nauseating Sentimentality. The Dog Was The Canine Version Of The Bloke Who Stabbed It. Good For Nothing Except Fighting. It Was Bred For Fighting And Died Fighting. I'm Not Going To Say It Was Just A Dog. That's Insulting To Dogs And Dog Lovers. It was Just A Set Of Teeth And Muscle. Good...

Alan May Be Fatter Than Rik Waller On A Pie And Cheese Diet And Only Slightly Less Sad, But He's Spot On Here Nipple, You Stupid Office Cleaning Spod. This Is You On That Other Binfest Thread: Never Happier Than When Your Picking On Someone And Bragging About Your Sex Life Eh? Sad Gimp.

It Also Features That Complete Prick "Questions" Who As Everybody Knows Is The Biggest Spastic This Side Of Chailey Special School.

You're Wrong You Know. I Come Across As A Sweary, Capital Letter Obsessed Joke Poster Who Likes Winding You Up Because I Can Whereas You....Well, If That's Your Real Persona Or Anything Approaching It Then You're The One With The Real Life Problems. Ta Ta, Nibs. My Work Here Is Done.

f*** Me, You're Thick. Substituting My Name For Nipple's In My Gag And You Think That's A Gas? I Bet Your Best Retort Is "I Know What You Are. Now What Am I?". Oh Come On, Nibble. If You're Going To Flounce Do It Properly. You Remember? Like Last Time I Made You Look A Fool. And Let's Be...

Really? Just Because Scientists Can Do Things Doesn't Necessarily Mean They Should. I Dare Say There's A Scientist Out There That Wouldn't Mind Creating A Pickled Onion - Human Hybrid. And They'd Call It Nibble. Probably.

If I'm A Frustrated Witch It's Because You Can't Buy A Decent Broomstick Nowadays. Apparently Some Prat Of A Cleaner Called Nibnob Keeps Buying Them All To Shove Up His Arse Whilst He Types At His Computer. Wouldn't Mind So Much If You Actually Tried Sweeping Things Up With Them. No Wonder...

Well, Next Time You Try To Clean The Windows Try Not Licking Them Clean. There's A Good Retard.

I Ain't No Tory, You f***ing Stalking Little Home Help. You Really Are A Tool. And Not A Useful One At That.

Okay. Will You Go Out With Me? Outside That Is. I Want To Show You Where You Haven't Been Cleaning The Windows Properly.

Twat. You Can't Keep Blaming The Tories For Everything. This Is A Free Vote And The Whole Purpose Of The Embryo Act Is Because Advances In Science Have Changed Things So Much That The Current Law Needs Re-looking At. It's Perfectly Reasonable That Abortion Is Also Reviewed.

Parents Should Be Allowed To Terminate Their Children Right Up To Adulthood. If The Kid Turns Out To Be A Wrong 'Un, A Burden On Their Parents And A Ne'er-D-Well Then Let Them Be Humanely Put Down.

John "Budgie" Porridge

Wayne Screw-ny Paul "The Guv-nor" Ince Rodney Bel-Marsh

Because Having Your Photo Taken With Arnie Was Such A Thrill For You.

I'd Be Scared Fighting An Usherette With Hands That Hairy.

But Not Schnorbitz