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    General Election tomorrow - Who would you vote for?

    Nice Bit Of Double Standards. Someone Professes To Always Voting Tory And They Tug Forelocks. Others, THPP And You Go On And On And On About Their Ideological Hatred Of The Tories And Why You Keep Voting For Loser Parties It's Because You're So More Sophisticated And Superior. You Keep Going...
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    General Election tomorrow - Who would you vote for?

    When This Shithole Sweaty Government Are Kicked Out, Do Emigrate And Leave Us Alone, Won't You Because If That's Your Best Advice Then You Really Shouldn't Be Boasting About How Little You Know.
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    General Election tomorrow - Who would you vote for?

    Bollocks. It's The Sodding General Election, Not A f***ing Guest List From Blankety Blank. What Did You Expect? Gandhi? Tom Cruise? Judd Hirsch? If You Don't f***ing Like The Choices Then Set Up Your Own Party And Do Something About It. f*** Sake, This Board Is Full Of Whiney ****s.
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    A question for parents

    Hey! Well Done, Little Fella. And You Can Count All Those On One Of Your Hands Too, You f***ing Inbred.
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    A question for parents

    I'm Not Putting Up With It. Abnormal Rob Is Taking f***ing Liberties By Picking On Me And Deserves All The **** Gets.
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    A question for parents

    I Know Which Cap Fits You - A Dutch Cap Because You're Such A C unt.
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    A question for parents

    What The f*** Are You Insinuating? f*** Off You Bully. Pick On Someone Else. I've Never Ever Knowingly Bit Into A Child's Shoulder.
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    A question for parents

    Let's Ask Herr Fritzel:
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    Austrians - What Is It With These People

    She Hung It Back Up In The Pantry. The Family Ate It Cold Later.
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    Who is your favourite poster on NSC?

    Am I The Only One Who Thinks That This Is One Of Those Not Too Subtle Euphemisms? A Bit Like "Is The Train At Brighton Station Yet, Mrs HB&B?" "No, It Seems To Have Taken A Right Turn At Preston Park And Is Now Heading Towards Hove................................................So Get Your...
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    West Ham New Shirt

    Hello. I'm Jevs. I Put Smileys At The End Of Every Post. It's What I Do. It's My Thing.
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    Anyone else enjoying watching Labour go into meltdown?

    Do You Actually Believe Any Of That Shit You've Just Posted?
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    West Ham New Shirt

    No Thanks But You Could Explain How You Are Claiming Intellectual Superiority When You Can't Even f***ing Spell It. You Do Realise By The Way That You Don't Have To Post To The Forum Of Your Nearest Club. That's The Beauty Of The Internet, You See. Why Not Do A Search And I'm Sure You'll Find...
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    Who is your favourite poster on NSC?

    Adored By WW And CB. How Lucky. Like Being A Treasured Reader's Digest Reader. But Worse.
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    West Ham New Shirt

    Okay....Humour Me. Why Is The Fact That It's The Away Shirt Cause So Much Mirth? And Don't Be Too Hard On Yourself And Make Presumptions About Our Combined Intelligence. It'd Be All That "Let's Knock The Missus Abaht, The Problem Wiv Yer Blacks, Queen Mum Doncha Love 'Er" Bollocks You Were...
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    Austrians - What Is It With These People

    Austrians Are f***ing Weird. Really Gross Me Out. I Stayed With An Austrian Family On A Student Exchange Programme. I f***ed The Porky Fraulein Daughter Up The Tradesman's Whilst She Wanked Herself Silly With A Wurst Sausage. Freaky Little Helga Only Washed It And Put It Back, Didn't She...
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    Who is your favourite poster on NSC?

    Thanks For The Vote But Can't Reciprocate I'm Afraid. Simster's A f***ing Tool Of The Highest Order And I Don't Like Your User Name, Badger - Nearly Got Attacked By One When I Was Little Whilst On Holiday In Derbyshire. I Went For A Dump By A Roadside And Very Nearly Shat Straight On Top Of A...
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    West Ham New Shirt

    f*** Me. You're Easily Pleased. People Usually Only Put Smileys On The End Of Their Posts When They Find Something Funny. I'm Struggling To See The Humour Here. Mind You I'm Not A Plastic Cockernee ****, Me Ol' Cock An' Sparrow.
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    What will they think of next?

    USB Pole Dancer FRYS.comCables Unlimited
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    Battle of the 80's pop icons

    Prince Would Win. He's A Trained Killer: wcMuTsBFQTE

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