Nice Bit Of Double Standards. Someone Professes To Always Voting Tory And They Tug Forelocks.
Others, THPP And You Go On And On And On About Their Ideological Hatred Of The Tories And Why You Keep Voting For Loser Parties It's Because You're So More Sophisticated And Superior.
You Keep Going...
When This Shithole Sweaty Government Are Kicked Out, Do Emigrate And Leave Us Alone, Won't You Because If That's Your Best Advice Then You Really Shouldn't Be Boasting About How Little You Know.
Bollocks. It's The Sodding General Election, Not A f***ing Guest List From Blankety Blank. What Did You Expect? Gandhi? Tom Cruise? Judd Hirsch?
If You Don't f***ing Like The Choices Then Set Up Your Own Party And Do Something About It. f*** Sake, This Board Is Full Of Whiney ****s.
Am I The Only One Who Thinks That This Is One Of Those Not Too Subtle Euphemisms?
A Bit Like "Is The Train At Brighton Station Yet, Mrs HB&B?"
"No, It Seems To Have Taken A Right Turn At Preston Park And Is Now Heading Towards Hove................................................So Get Your...
No Thanks But You Could Explain How You Are Claiming Intellectual Superiority When You Can't Even f***ing Spell It.
You Do Realise By The Way That You Don't Have To Post To The Forum Of Your Nearest Club. That's The Beauty Of The Internet, You See. Why Not Do A Search And I'm Sure You'll Find...
Okay....Humour Me. Why Is The Fact That It's The Away Shirt Cause So Much Mirth?
And Don't Be Too Hard On Yourself And Make Presumptions About Our Combined Intelligence. It'd Be All That "Let's Knock The Missus Abaht, The Problem Wiv Yer Blacks, Queen Mum Doncha Love 'Er" Bollocks You Were...
Austrians Are f***ing Weird. Really Gross Me Out. I Stayed With An Austrian Family On A Student Exchange Programme. I f***ed The Porky Fraulein Daughter Up The Tradesman's Whilst She Wanked Herself Silly With A Wurst Sausage. Freaky Little Helga Only Washed It And Put It Back, Didn't She...
Thanks For The Vote But Can't Reciprocate I'm Afraid. Simster's A f***ing Tool Of The Highest Order And I Don't Like Your User Name, Badger - Nearly Got Attacked By One When I Was Little Whilst On Holiday In Derbyshire. I Went For A Dump By A Roadside And Very Nearly Shat Straight On Top Of A...
f*** Me. You're Easily Pleased. People Usually Only Put Smileys On The End Of Their Posts When They Find Something Funny.
I'm Struggling To See The Humour Here. Mind You I'm Not A Plastic Cockernee ****, Me Ol' Cock An' Sparrow.