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I Also Once Saw Bernie Winters In A Shoe Shop In Tunbridge Wells.

And Little And Large In Haywards Heath.

I Once Saw The Wee Papa Girl Rappers At The Carioca In Worthing. Fact. I Own You All.

Scottish International: Tam Pon His Name Seems To Come Up Regularly Every Month.

I'm All For Reducing The Amount Of Bad Language That You Get On TV. It's Totally Unnecessary Although With ****s Like Jonathan Ross He Seems To Get Paid Extra For It.

Whoosh............. Bit Slow On The Upchuck Aren't You? Hence My Comments Earlier About The Birds Either End Of The Middle Row. 'Strewth. It's A Struggle Sometimes Not To Be Infected With Retard Virus What With All The Carriers On Here.

You Couldn't Afford Me Dearie.

I Don't Much Fancy The Birds On Either End In The Middle Row.

f***ing Hell You Planks. The One Time In The History Of NSC That Someone Doesn't Want Brevity From You And You Give One Line Answers. It's Current Players. You Have To Give Reasons. And Try And Steer Away From The Obvious Ones, Eh?

Which Current Albion Footballer/Member Of Staff Would You A) Marry B) f*** C) Kill And Give Reasons. This Occurred To Me The Other Day Whilst Enjoying A Slice Of Battenburg With Mother. She Asked Me Which Brighton Footballer's Picture I Had Over My Bed Now That Nathan Elder Had Gone...

Seriously, Where Is Table Tennis? Mother And I Like Nothing More Of A Sunday Afternoon Than A Good Game Of Ping Pong. The Old Dear Is Getting On A Bit Now So I Do Tend To Beat Her Quite Often But About A Month Ago She Ruined The Table And The Carpet In The Spare Room. She Stretched For A...

Your Posts Read Like Janet And John. See HB&B Dribble. Dribble, HB&B, Dribble.

The Front Of It Looks Like Optimus Prime's Expression As He Takes One Up The Council Gritter.

There's Only One Thing Worse Than Living In Bugger's Hill. Probably.

I Am A 7th Dan At Wanking.

You Could Always Give Diane Chenery-Wickens A Call. She's Not Doing Much At The Moment.

Well. If You Google T And L Fastenings This Comes Up:

From Government Figures. Look At UK Statistics Authority If You Don't Believe Me. And What Is Labour Doing In Crewe At The Moment Then? One Rule For Labour Another Rule For The BNP. Hypocrite. No. I Just Have A Habit Of Swearing. Your Chum Nipple Is The One Who Threatens To Stove People's...

If I Understood Right Then The Answer Is Wilkins. Who's Ian?

No Need To Apologise. I Did Understand Hence My Reply.