Bars Mar
Registered Drug User
Which Current Albion Footballer/Member Of Staff Would You
A) Marry
B) f***
C) Kill
And Give Reasons.
This Occurred To Me The Other Day Whilst Enjoying A Slice Of Battenburg With Mother. She Asked Me Which Brighton Footballer's Picture I Had Over My Bed Now That Nathan Elder Had Gone. Fortunately I Changed The Subject Quite Quickly As I Now Have A Picture I Printed Out Of A Japanese Bird Absolutely Covered In Slanty-Eye Cum.
My Choices Would Be
Marry - Thomson (He Looks Like A Plumber So Would Be Handy Around The House)
f*** - Whing. He May Look Like A Retard But I Bet He's A Tiger In Bed. Plus He's A Ginge And They Don't Get Much Bedroom Action So He'd Be Gagging For It.
Kill - Nicky Forster. It Would Be A Humane Killing For Albion's Geriatric Captain.
A) Marry
B) f***
C) Kill
And Give Reasons.
This Occurred To Me The Other Day Whilst Enjoying A Slice Of Battenburg With Mother. She Asked Me Which Brighton Footballer's Picture I Had Over My Bed Now That Nathan Elder Had Gone. Fortunately I Changed The Subject Quite Quickly As I Now Have A Picture I Printed Out Of A Japanese Bird Absolutely Covered In Slanty-Eye Cum.
My Choices Would Be
Marry - Thomson (He Looks Like A Plumber So Would Be Handy Around The House)
f*** - Whing. He May Look Like A Retard But I Bet He's A Tiger In Bed. Plus He's A Ginge And They Don't Get Much Bedroom Action So He'd Be Gagging For It.
Kill - Nicky Forster. It Would Be A Humane Killing For Albion's Geriatric Captain.