West Ham New Shirt

[Superphil]

OK, so most teams will be rolling out a new strip for next season. I just got directed tothe new Hammers shirt. Now, on the front it is OK, I guess, but the back, ahem, what is that? A rather odd anatomy lesson someone suggested?

Is it a row of Leeds fans

 

[Easy 10]

Angels wings ?

 

[Wilko]

They forgot to put the clitoris on

 

[Wilko]

and the anus looks a bit sore

 

[Superphil]

They forgot to put the clitoris on

What is the plural for that?

 

[Napper]

What is the plural for that?

hoodies

 

[Wilko]

What is the plural for that?

Dunno, never met a girl with more than one.

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

What is the plural for that?

Clitori

 

[Seagulltonian]

You could put eyes in the both sides of the bottom bit, and it could look a bit alien

(Somebody with photoshop please have a go at illustrating what I mean. lol)

 

[Bluejuice]

It looks like an autobot

 

[pasty]

Blimey! Bobby Moore will be turning in his grave at that. Whatever happened to the famous old claret and blue eh ?

 

[house your seagull]

the front is great but those monkeys at umbro obviously went to the pub at lunch and designed the back after.

 

[jevs]

Blimey! Bobby Moore will be turning in his grave at that. Whatever happened to the famous old claret and blue eh ?

It's the away kit

I thought it was an arrow pointing in the direction which Brighton are going

 

[backson]

They forgot to put the clitoris on

They have, but us blokes just can't find it.

 

[Bars Mar]

It's the away kit

I thought it was an arrow pointing in the direction which Brighton are going

f*** Me. You're Easily Pleased. People Usually Only Put Smileys On The End Of Their Posts When They Find Something Funny.

I'm Struggling To See The Humour Here. Mind You I'm Not A Plastic Cockernee ****, Me Ol' Cock An' Sparrow.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Is it a graph of the XL Leisure Group share price?

 

[jevs]

f*** Me. You're Easily Pleased. People Usually Only Put Smileys On The End Of Their Posts When They Find Something Funny.

I'm Struggling To See The Humour Here. Mind You I'm Not A Plastic Cockernee ****, Me Ol' Cock An' Sparrow.

I did find it funny...that's why i put smileys on it.

Not the sharpest tool in the shed are we

 

[Bars Mar]

I did find it funny...that's why i put smileys on it.

Not the sharpest tool in the shed are we

Okay....Humour Me. Why Is The Fact That It's The Away Shirt Cause So Much Mirth?

And Don't Be Too Hard On Yourself And Make Presumptions About Our Combined Intelligence. It'd Be All That "Let's Knock The Missus Abaht, The Problem Wiv Yer Blacks, Queen Mum Doncha Love 'Er" Bollocks You Were Force Fed When Little That Held You Back.

 

[pasty]

It's the away kit

I thought it was an arrow pointing in the direction which Brighton are going

Hmmm... I realised that about 2 milliseconds after I posted. I was kinda hoping no one would point it out.

 

[jevs]

Okay....Humour Me. Why Is The Fact That It's The Away Shirt Cause So Much Mirth?

And Don't Be Too Hard On Yourself And Make Presumptions About Our Combined Intelligence. It'd Be All That "Let's Knock The Missus Abaht, The Problem Wiv Yer Blacks, Queen Mum Doncha Love 'Er" Bollocks You Were Force Fed When Little That Held You Back.

Now i find that funny too

Hmmm... I realised that about 2 milliseconds after I posted. I was kinda hoping no one would point it out.

I think i've got to apologise because interlectually challenged Bars mar failed to see the "deliberate" error you made.

Don't touch bars mar...you'll cut yorurself (do you want that explaining too)