Prison Football Team

[blue and white army]

Since Joey Barton has been jailed who would you put in your prison football team alongside Barton and Lee Hughes... suggestions

 

[Juan Albion]

Marlon King

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Robert Codner pulling the strings from the midfield.

 

[Gully]

If we can turn back the clock a little it would have to include Georgie Best, who spent some time at HMP Ford.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Presumably Barton will only serve half his sentence, so out in 3 months, just in time for the new season - convenient eh ?

 

[Hercules Rockerfeller]

Oscar Wilde, hard in the tackle coming from behind.

 

[Bars Mar]

Wayne Screw-ny

Paul "The Guv-nor" Ince

Rodney Bel-Marsh

 

[Spunk Bubble]

Micky Quinn up front

 

[Gully]

I am struggling to think of a suitable keeper, but how about we stretch things to include fictional prisoners...I give you, Sylvester Stallone, for his efforts in Escape to Victory.

 

[Cian]

Former Leeds goalkeeper Eddie van Boxtel is currently on remand awaiting trial for drugs offences.

 

[Bars Mar]

I am struggling to think of a suitable keeper, but how about we stretch things to include fictional prisoners...I give you, Sylvester Stallone, for his efforts in Escape to Victory.

John "Budgie" Porridge

 

[Gully]

Juergen Klink-smann

 

[simmo]

Jan Molby. If he could prise him away from the dinner table.

 

[Albion Rob]

Surely Tony Adams needs to be at the back.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I am struggling to think of a suitable keeper, but how about we stretch things to include fictional prisoners...I give you, Sylvester Stallone, for his efforts in Escape to Victory.

 

[cardboard]

Mickey Thomas

 

[perth seagull]

Jermaine Pennant. Not sure if he served in prison but he had to wear a tracking device in some of his matches a few seasons ago if I remember correctly.

 

[Strike]

Ian Wright before he was a pro spent time behind bars.

 

[The Large One]

Norman Stanley Fletcher as coach.

 

[Cecil]

Mark Ward and Duncan Ferguson.