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Oh For Fucks Sake Just Leave Attillia Alone. He's Done Millions Of Things For This Club, Miles More Than Anyone Else On Here. Where Would We Be Without His Inspiring Top Notch Poetry In The Days When We Weren't Even Allowed To Play Any Music At All. Who Cares About The Kids Anyway? They...

No. He Thought Your Joke Was Shit Because It Was. He Then Retorted With "Happy Wanking" Because You Seem Inadequate Enough To Fit The Phrase. This Much Is Obvious To Everyone. Except You Obviously. Are You A Retard? ???

No It Isn't. Just One NSCer Starting A Thread Full Of Love And Good Wishes For A Fellow NSCer So Kindly f*** Off, Leave Us Alone And Never Return

Happy Birthday Gavin, You're A f***ing Legend On Here And Seriously Underrated. Keep Doing What You're Doing, You Do It So Well. X

You Tell Him Gav.

No Don't Worry I Wouldn't Do That To You. I'd Be Too Busy Fisting Your Wife Up The Arse With A Barb Wire Glove.

Great Idea Once Again Gavin! And Already That Loser Franks Wild Years Tries To Claim Credit. I Desapair At The Lengths These Idiots Go To For Attention I Really Do. Maybe You Could Provide An On Going Commentry On This New Sub Forum About House Prices And Economic Conditions? I Know A Lot Of...

I Wonder Whether Slade Is Thinking Of Playing Davies At Centre Half? He's Certainly A Bustler And Therefore Good In The Air And Almost Certainly A Better Player Than Lynch, Although I Wouldn't Mind Lynch Moving To Left Back To Accomodate Davies.

I Don't See Why People Are Creaming Themselves Over Zamora When We Could Probably Bring Nathan Elder Back Here For About £500k Which Would Be A f***ing Bargain.

Poor Old Robin Eaton. A Disgraceful Outburst From The Fat BERK.

Yes Yes He Is. He's An Absolute f***ing COCKER - Which Is Why 100 People Have Said As Much, As Opposed To The Three People (Including You) Who Think This Has Gone Too Far. Mind You, Seeing As You're His Brother And One Of A Rare Breed Of Fuckwitts Even Less Likeable Than Him, I'm Not...

And Don't Shove Peeled Bananas Up Your Jacksy Either. They're Liable To Turn To Mush Or Break Up. But If You Do Warm Water From The Hose Of A Shower Cleans It Out Quite Nicely.

I'm All For Lowering The Age Of Consentual Sex If They Raise The Age Of Non Consentual Sex. Too Many Paedophiles Giving The Rest Of Us A Bad Name.

Jade Goody RIP Don't Worry All You Little Rippers. The Fragrant Beauty Hasn't Joined The Angels In Heaven Yet. Can't Be Long, Though. I'm Just Following The Lead From That Fine Magazine "Hello" Which Brought Out A Commemorative Edition And The Princess Of All Our Hearts Aint Dead Yet Even...

Mods. Can This Be Made A Sticky?

I Know That You Patronising Twat. I Just Thought It Was An Amusing Euphemism For When Z List Munters Die.

f*** All That Nibble. When's Mum Going To Iceland, So To Speak?

Simple Really. It's The Official "When Do You Think The Princess Of All Our Hearts Jade Goody Will Join The Angels In Heaven For A Celebrity Dead Mother TV Show?" Sweepstakes. Not-So-Reality TV Has Never Been So Fun. I'm Going To Go For Friday Evening When She's Watching Hollyoaks And...

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Unemployed Sad f*** Goes For Walk Along Beach And Sees Other Unemployed People There. Sad f*** Concludes That The Country Has Gone To The Dogs. And All Without Any Irony. He's A National Treasure. Let's Bury Him.