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[Bevendean Hillbilly]

This is my personal fave.

Dear Jane
What a insperation you are, I hope you will help make a change with the age limit on tests for Cervical cancer.
You letting everyone seeing what it can do to young women.
You will have giving a good start to your two boys life, even after you have gone.
You will leave a long lasting memory to and touched many people lifes.
God bless you Jane xxx

 

[bhaexpress]

This is my personal fave.

Dear Jane
What a insperation you are, I hope you will help make a change with the age limit on tests for Cervical cancer.
You letting everyone seeing what it can do to young women.
You will have giving a good start to your two boys life, even after you have gone.
You will leave a long lasting memory to and touched many people lifes.
God bless you Jane xxx

Did you mean Jade by any freak offchance ?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Did you mean Jade by any freak offchance ?

It's not my poem you plank.

 

[bhaexpress]

It's not my poem you plank.

And there was me thinking that you were a fan.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

When she passes away there will be one less Russell Slade lookalike.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Anyone know if she's opted for burial or hog roast?

 

[bhaexpress]

Anyone know if she's opted for burial or hog roast?

Sorry !

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Yes there is a Special commerative issue going to be appearing in OK

with special exclusive photos of the autopsy

 

[Titanic]

Anyone know if she's opted for burial or hog roast?

Is she going to lie in state so we can all pay our respects ?

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Anyone know if she's opted for burial or hog roast?

there wont be much fat left on her.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Is she going to lie in state so we can all pay our respects ?

no but she's going to cremated and every attendee is going to be given a small velvet bag with some of her ashes-- their very own GOODE BAG

 

[Stumpy Tim]

I like this one:

i cant stop crying because jade is so amazing yeh she had her mis happs but i dont wnat her 2 die... no 1 does it hurts i dnt even know her personally....

wished i cud go to her funeral but yeh i love you jade and family hold tight....


JADE IS AMAZING XXX GONNA MISS YOU XXX





(from me. Obviously not the cretin that wrote this jibberish nonsense)

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

That was from R M Taylor

 

[Pavilionaire]

You know when a hotel isn't doing too well, so they invent a ghost story, get it in the local press and bookings go up...I just wonder whether the Big Brother producers are thinking along those lines?

Would be quite funny if the diary room was haunted by Jade - people would be scared to go in there.

 

[Garage_Doors]

Anyone know what Jades doing next week??

Babysitting for David Cameron

 

[Uncle C]

That NOTW site is heavily sanctioned. I just posted

"Why all this fuss over a fat, retarded slapper".

Somehow it didn't make it through.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I presume the Sun/NOTW/OK!/Hello! publications will be producing similar multi-page tributes to Natasha Richardson, or is it only those who achieve fame by baring their naked body at every opportunity, getting hooked on drugs, or being thicker than the Great Wall of China who warrant such attention

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Anyone know what Jades doing next week??

Babysitting for David Cameron

Harsh.

 

[Bars Mar]

Jade Goody RIP

Don't Worry All You Little Rippers. The Fragrant Beauty Hasn't Joined The Angels In Heaven Yet. Can't Be Long, Though.

I'm Just Following The Lead From That Fine Magazine "Hello" Which Brought Out A Commemorative Edition And The Princess Of All Our Hearts Aint Dead Yet Even.

Feel Free To Eulogise This Inspiration For The Nation And Wax Lyrical About How She Touched Your Hearts And How Brave She Is. She's Only Doing What's Best For Her Children, Goddammit.

Meanwhile, I'm Going For A Shit. It Seems Appropriate.

 

[Djmiles]

Please try and be a bit more original, the whole RIP thing has been done before.