The Spanish
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was he 6' 4" and full of muscles.
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was he 6' 4" and full of muscles.
Rougvie
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I reckon it will drag on long enough, Clifford will certainly be hoping so, the money must be rolling in. I fully expect Kerry Katona to anounce in the next week or so that she has some form of cancer or 'life threatening' illness to jump on the cash wagon.
What if it really was all a scam that went too far? Unlikely I know, but its an interesing thought.....
What if it really was all a scam that went too far? Unlikely I know, but its an interesing thought.....
Nibble
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Ha! No he was 5'9" and full of shit.
Bevendean Hillbilly
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Just wait for the pics of mountains of flowers with the inevitable poorly spelt tributes such as "Jade is sleping wiv the Angles" and "Beatiful Jade Nite Nite an God Bles" to crowd out any proper news.
Oh, hope its tomorrow as I'm out of the country so hopefully everyone will have forgotten all about the chimp faced cretin when I come back on Saturday.
Oh, hope its tomorrow as I'm out of the country so hopefully everyone will have forgotten all about the chimp faced cretin when I come back on Saturday.
Rusthall Seagull
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I am surprised he was so kind to you....
Mendoza
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Clifford has the story of the 13 year old dad/who's the daddy story once this Goody dies
Jesus Gul
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Bevendean Hillbilly
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I had EXACTLY this conversation about ten minutes ago with a bloke at work with the same oxygen thief mentioned. Of course the one who really should be strung up to save the last of the nations dignity is Max f***ing Clifford. If it wasn't for him suckling away on the twin teats of tragedy and morbid interest to make his filthy fortune these characters would return to their train wreck lives and substance abuse away from the public bovine gaze and give everyone who really, really, couldn't give a shit a break.
Man of Harveys
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Don't tell me he's got cancer too...
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my bad. shows that i have no clue about Big Brother!
have never watched it or desired to.
Hove Lagoonery
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turienzo's lovechild
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she's basically famous for being thick as pig shit on big brother, and then being an ignorant twat on celebrity big brother
i don't get why anyone gives a shit about her f***ing off to be honest
i don't get why anyone gives a shit about her f***ing off to be honest
Pavilionaire
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That's just the start of it. I heard Living TV were going to wheel out Yvette Fielding to do a "Most Haunted" Special where Derek Acorah and his spirit guide Sam contact Jade's ghost on the other aside.
We'll know if they've succeed when they do the ouija baord bit and the glass spells out "GR8 ERE IN HEAVIN".
pishhead
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This is what I said to my mate, what is she famous for? I said being a pig thick slag who got her gash out on big brother, then went on celebrity big brother and showed what a bullying racist she really is.
Anything I missed?
Anything I missed?
Pavilionaire
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If Max Clifford is doing his job properly he should be applying the finishing touches to Kerry Katona's new recording contract. Surely a tribute record to Jade with the proceeds going to the two boys would not only help them but relaunch Kerry's pop career at the same time?
C'mon Max, you know it makes sense, do it for the people!
C'mon Max, you know it makes sense, do it for the people!
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Does it make me cruel and heartless that I
at the above?I wonder which channel will televise the funeral live
Mendoza
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Does it make me cruel and heartless that I
I wonder which channel will televise the funeral live
Can the funeral be made into a drinking game
Family member crying - down a pint of guiness
Random member of the public gathered on the street outside the church crying - down a shot of Vodka
D-Z List celebrity tribute - 1 bottle of WKD blue per minute of tribute
- Jul 7, 2003
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Can the funeral be made into a drinking game
Family member crying - down a pint of guiness
Random member of the public gathered on the street outside the church crying - down a shot of Vodka
D-Z List celebrity tribute - 1 bottle of WKD blue per minute of tribute
What about a Find 50 book, like they used to give you when you were a kid, whereby you can tick off the relevant sights as you spot them on TV?
1 point each for:
1. A member of Girls Aloud
2. Davina McCall
3. Max Clifford
4. A banner held by an onlooker with Jade's name spelt wrongly
5. A marquee set up by OK magazine, preventing photos being taken and ruining their Wake Exclusive special next week
6. A psychologically disturbed man attempting to break through security into the church, screaming "I love you Jade" before being arrested
7. Max Clifford (again)
8. A minor celebrity wearing an inappropriately low cut dress
9. A major celebrity about whom you find yourself wondering "How the hell did they ever cross paths with Jade Goody?"
10. A Dimbleby
11. Max Clifford yet again
12. Angels, by Robbie Williams, being played at the service
13. Carol Vorderman describing Jade as "an inspiration to women"
14. Paul O'Grady & a small fluffy dog, dabbing his eyes
15. A member of the public clutching a bunch of garage carnations
etc
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