If The Season Started Tomorrow, What Would Your Team Be? My Team Would Be As Follows, With A 3-5-2 Formation:
Sullivan
Elphick, Hawkins, Elpick
Whing, Thomson, Livermore, Virgo, Robinson
Mcleod, Murray
What Strength We Have Now. Forster, Lynch & Cox On The Bench. I Think Robinson Will Be...
Where Did I Say That I Earned That, Timmy? You're Not Very Bright, Are You?
I Just Think It Priceless That A Bloke Who Boasts About How Wealthy He Is Can't Afford To Pay £35 Pledged In Early May Until September.
All This Ostentation Is A Sham Really Isn't It? Would You Like Me To Lend You The...
No It Wasn't. It's Nothing Like Irony. Where's The Juxtaposition? Where's The Perverse Absurdity In Your Statement?
And You Really Are On A Hiding To Nothing Here. When All's Said And Done, You Are A Palace Fan Trying To Belittle Brighton Fans For Their Obsession With Your Team Yet You Are...
Whoosh. You Don't Get The Unintentional Irony Thing. Do You?
First Off, I Don't Think You Really Want To Start Throwing The Word Inbred Around, When Your Team Play In Croydon.
Secondly - I Repeat - The Bloke Who Is Banging On About How Much The Rivalry Means To Us - Does So On Our Forum.
I...
Says The Bloke Posting On His Rival's Site.
I Presume You're A Bloke. I May Well Be Wildly Off The Mark As You Could Well Be A Croydon Bird. It's So Difficult To Tell You Croydon Lot Apart.
Eh? You Bloody Asked Me A Question, You Prat. I'm Just Replying.
Anyhow. Have You Thought About Getting a 2nd Job Timmy? Perhaps Bar Work In A Pub Or Telesales? You Could Earn Up To £8 Per Hour, You Know.
Before We Start The Usual Hand-Wringing And Self-Loathing Just Check This Article:
Most Obnoxious Tourists? The French - TIME
Apparently We're 2nd Most-Liked Behind The Japs. So There.
Yes. Thanks For Asking.
I'm Not So Broke That I Can't Afford To Give £35 That I Pledged Over A Month Ago.
Here You Go Timmy. This Might Help You:
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You Heard Him Mods. I Can Call Him As Sad As He Likes. He's Offering Me This Opportunity.
I'm Going To Take Him Up On It.
Timothy. You Are A Very Sad Man. You Are Also, It Appears Broke As You Can't Afford To Pay Your Pledge Until Next Month - All Of £35. That Too Is Very Sad.
You Revel In...