Worst possible headline

[seagull_special]

saw a headline BBC sport Ferguson signs Torres (Darren Ferguson signing Sergio Torres and could just imagine Liverpool fans crapping themselves. Whats the worst headline you could imagine?

 

[London Pompous]

Masturbation DOES make you go blind after all

 

[Bars Mar]

Marianne Faithfull Shoves Bars Mar Up Her Twat

 

[surrey jim]

"Falmer delayed"

 

[HseagullsH]

"Albion finally sign the household name the fans have been waiting for. Once he passes a medical, Kerry Mayo will complete his return to the club.."

 

[clapham_gull]

Palace taken over by Russian Billionaire

 

[PCBEARDMLORD]

No matches available for Bonfire with Archer on top and Belloti in Middle

 

[Bars Mar]

Capital Letters To Be Rationed. The Word "Spacka" To Be Outlawed.


Those Headlines Give Me A Cold Shiver.

 

[vulture]

aids wins the lottery

 

[surrey jim]

Palace taken over by Russian Billionaire

when he gets bored and realises croydon is a shithole could be a good headline "russian rushin back to russia for own safety"

 

[algie]

Mine would include these words, in a rearranged order.

Contract
Kerry
Signs
New
Mayo

So would you rather have Lynch at left back if we can't get anyone decent?

 

[clapham_gull]

So would you rather have Lynch at left back if we can't get anyone decent?

That's a rubbish headline.

 

[algie]

That's a rubbish headline.

.....

 

[clapham_gull]

.....

Even worse

 

[algie]

Even worse

My own little sheep

 

[algie]

Yes, absolutely. Lynch isn't perfect at left-back I grant you, but he's a million times better than our Kerry. Plus "we can't get anyone decent" is a pathetic excuse only used when the club aren't prepared to put the work into finding and signing a proper left-back. There are plenty out there, they've got five weeks to sign one.

I agree with you but what you have to relise is that Mayo is an option if all else fails.

 

[clapham_gull]

My own little sheep

Bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[algie]

Bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

According to you,you saw me at Southend but didn't have the balls to approach me