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Degree In What? Spacehopper Studies? It Certainly Wasn't In Anything Requiring A Command Of Your Mother Tongue.

I Can Give You The Number Of The Prossie That Let Me Take A Dump On Her If You Like.

Marianne Faithfull Shoves Bars Mar Up Her Twat

No. No She Didn't. She Even Let Me Give Her A Pink Sock.

Global: The Invention Of Gabba Dance Music Personal: Visiting A Prostitute Who Let Me Shit In Her Mouth.

Apparently They Put The Red And Purple Teams Together But Then They Got Marooned. You'll Be Telling That One To Your Mates Later.

Apparently He's Training With The Cast

If You're Not Clever Enough To Know, You Don't Need To Know

He Clearly Fancies Hiney. You Must Be An Ugly Fucker

Half The Player Elder Was.

That Is Hilarious. Must Have Taken Ages

Of Course You're Not A Kid. A Kid Couldn't Afford The Money You're Spending to Buy Your Wife.

I Think We Need Someone With A Better Business Than a Second Hand T-Shirt Emporium.

f***ing Hell. Here Comes Clever Kid

I Was Thinking Today, Some People Are Not Dick Knight's Biggest Fan And Of Course He's Quite Old So Could Die Anytime. Who Would You Like to Take Over If Dick Left? I Quite Like Pete Waterman at MK Dons. At Least He's Built A Stadium

I Did Some Travelling In South America And There's Loads Of Trannies Over There. I Was Pissed Up One Night In A Bar And This None Too Cute Thing In A Dress Comes Up. So Obvious It's A Bloke That It's Untrue. I Thought "f*** It" . I Can Do Em From Up The Gary And Maybe Get A Blowie Off 'Em And...

Eh? Who Rattled Your Cage Then Deary? And I'll Have You Know That Sue And I Are Very Good Friends. Why? I Fail To See The Connection. Please Elaborate Or Piss Off. Either Will Do. No Comment. And By The Way - Because Of The Grief That I Got Here From The Usual Knobs, The Offer No Longer...

How Can It Be Fixtures, Dickbreath? Anyone Else On Here Offering 10% Discount At That Shop?

Hello Fellow NSCers. I Don't Know If Any Of You Lot Are Aware But A New Fashion Clothes Shop Has Opened In Hove Catering Exclusively For Transexuals And Cross-Dressers. It's Run By A Very Good Friend Of Mine Who Is Also A Longtime Albion Fan. It Even Got A Mention In The Argus. Shop Opens For...