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Independence Day. That Was Really Really Bad.

Ooh. Get Her. If You Can't Find More Of A Point To Your Life Than Having Children Then There Really Is No Point To Life. Is There? Think About It For One Minute. What Was The Point Of Our Parents' Lives? Or Our Grandparents? Or Our Children? I Tell You What f***ing Pisses Me Off - Twats Who...

Self-Indulgent Whiney Bollocks More Like. If 1066Gull Had Posted That Kind Of Shite, Frutos Would Be On His Back Quicker Than A Quick Poof On A Mong Boy's Back.

Yes. Once Over A Drink

Too Often These Threads Just Degenerate Into Binfests. Can't We All Just Get On Without All This Hostility And Swearing?

Just Get Your Girlfriend To Tell The Landlord That She'll Pay Them In Time With Her Periods. That Way, If She Gets Up The Duff, Then She'll Have The Small Comfort That She Won't Have To Pay Rent. Everyone's A Winner. Except You. Oh, And The Landlord. And Probably Your Missus. But Apart...

Yeah. Second Only To People Who Aspire To Live A Life Like Some Shite Danny Dyer Film.

I Don't f***ing Know. I'm Still Rather Giddy And Light-headed After Having A Knee-Trembler With A Roll Of Andrex. Can't You See The Possibilities Opening Up? I Can Experiment With Charmain, Andrex, Double-Ply, Kitchen Roll. Makes A Change From Doing It In The Oven Glove And Less Explaining To...

Oh Bite Me, You Silver-Tongued Hot Stuff.

The Point Is Surely To Find Pleasure In Adversity. Take Tonight For Example, Mother Accidentally Dropped The Loo Roll In The Loo Whilst Cleaning Our Bathroom But I Then Discovered That The Damp Loo Roll Can Be Used As A Sort Of Fake Fanny. Just Shove Your Cock In The Middle And Away You Go...

Jesus. I Knew Uncle Fester Was A Wrong Un But Putting A Hit Out?

Why The f*** Do We Want A Fat Gayer Who Used To Star In Slim Fast Ads?

El Pres Is An Institution On This Board. You're Just A Pollution.

Once Again, I'm Trying Really Hard To Think Of Something Witty But The Best I Can Do Is A Play On Ian Duncan Smith's Initials. And He's Intrinsically Unnfunny. I'm Off To Bed. A Bad Night For Bars, A Bad Night For The Albion And A Very Bad Night For NSC.

I'm Trying Desparately Hard To Find A Joke About Arming Kids With Forks And Spoons But Have Failed Miserably. That Is All.

Fight? What Fight Is That? Are You Threatening Me? You Should Calm Down, Dearie. It's Only A Messageboard.

Err...Buried Away In Those Few Words Of Mine Are That People Seem To Think I'm Market Porter. In Other Words, A 2nd Account. It Was Kind Of In Response To Your Comment About 2nd Accounts. Sorry If It Was A Bit Subtle. I Forgot Who I Was Addressing There For One Moment.

f*** Me People Are Thick. Nipple Has People Believing That I'm Some Bird Called Sue, Vulture Seems To Think I'm Market Porter And You Are Under The Delusion That People Give A f*** About Take That.