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A Pedant Writes. Children Are Perfectly Able To Toss Off A Grown Man. It's Just Frowned Upon By The Authorities Apparently.

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f*** Me You're Thick. He's Bullshitting.

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Max Miller Invented The Phrase "Blue Joke". He Had 2 Books With Jokes In. The Risque One Was In The Blue Book. And....I Once Saw Lee Evans Being Interviewed On TV. The Bloke Interviewing Him Asked Lee Evans Why He Often Told A Really Naff One Liner. Apparently, Bob Monkouse, Who Discovered...

A Singer Who Takes Drugs? Surely Not.

A Yam Yam With A Splattered Clam, If You Will

Making Your Mind Up Is A Classic, I Believe.

f***ing Political Correctness Gone Mad. This Is The Same Country Where The Poxy Police Banned Me From Holding Tarts And Vicar Themed Discos For Primary School Children.

I've Always Thought The Arabs To Be Quite A Wacky Race. I'd Be Mohammed, Probably.

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Really? Well Spotted. Got To Get Up Early To Pull A Trick On You, Eh?

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Why The f*** Would I Want To Get Into Your Inner Circle? Leave Me Out Of Your Sordid Little Lubbock Inspired Fantasies.

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What The f*** Have I Done To You, Prick? Mods - Ban This Wankstain Immediately. Rules Is Rules And The First Rule Of NSC Is That "God Has Ordained That We Shall Suffer Not With The Tedious Postings Of Piss Dribbles Like Porter".

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