Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Now that is a PROPER chat up line
Not too subtle, but it gets to the point dunnit.
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Anyone ever had SEX with a LADYBOY?
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Not too subtle, but it gets to the point dunnit.
Not too subtle, but it gets to the point dunnit.
f*** me, you actually TALK to birds before trying to shag them!
*rewritesnotesonhowtopull*
Brian Munich
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- Jul 7, 2008
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bangkoK chicK boyS iS A superB filM. I watcheD iT froM mY batH iN A traveL taverN. I haD to anglE thE mirroR firsT tO bE ablE tO vieW iT buT iT caN onlY bE describeD aS 'lovelY stufF'
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Caveman
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- Jul 14, 2003
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I know someone who did in Thailand and another who got "close"!
Even when you're pissfaced you can tell the difference quite easily although I can see why dumbarses would get it confused!
I personally made sure by asking them to show me their SNATCH in the pub before I dragged them back to my room Caveman Style!
Oye!
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If I was really drunk and it'd been a while and I'd got one home I'd prolly just think "ah, what the hell".
Ditto with a close relation.
Ditto with a close relation.
John Bumlick
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i haven't but i think i'd like to try it. have to look like a real lady though (petite frame, small hands, shaved balls etc) otherwise it might feel a little bit gay.
Pavilionaire
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- Jul 7, 2003
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A mate's work colleague had gone upstairs with a fit bird and her gay male mate. The gay mate said he was happy to watch them have sex but halfway through the act when the woman was sitting astride the bloke's face he suddenly felt his pants being removed. Quickly the poof started deepthroating him while the bird rode his face.
Tricky situation, that...
Tricky situation, that...
Bars Mar
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I Did Some Travelling In South America And There's Loads Of Trannies Over There.
I Was Pissed Up One Night In A Bar And This None Too Cute Thing In A Dress Comes Up. So Obvious It's A Bloke That It's Untrue. I Thought "f*** It" . I Can Do Em From Up The Gary And Maybe Get A Blowie Off 'Em And Keep Schtum About It."
So Sure Enough, I Chucked My Custard Up Their Barrymore Boulevard Then To My Surprise I Looked Down And It Was Actually A Bird. A Real One, Not Post Op.
That Was A Stroke Of Luck, Eh? No Way I Was Doing Up The Fanny Though. It Looked Like A Squashed Squirrel. I Nearly Gagged When I Saw It.
I Was Pissed Up One Night In A Bar And This None Too Cute Thing In A Dress Comes Up. So Obvious It's A Bloke That It's Untrue. I Thought "f*** It" . I Can Do Em From Up The Gary And Maybe Get A Blowie Off 'Em And Keep Schtum About It."
So Sure Enough, I Chucked My Custard Up Their Barrymore Boulevard Then To My Surprise I Looked Down And It Was Actually A Bird. A Real One, Not Post Op.
That Was A Stroke Of Luck, Eh? No Way I Was Doing Up The Fanny Though. It Looked Like A Squashed Squirrel. I Nearly Gagged When I Saw It.