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They Could Use Her As A Crash Test Dummy When She Dies. She's Already Got The Look. Mmm Mmm Mmm.

There Ought To Be A Name For People Who Drive Slowly On Motorways. How About Calling Them "Jade Goody" Because They Will Never Get Above 30.

The Hours Are Shit, The Pay Is Crap, Listening To The Same Shit On The Radio Can Make You Suicidal. You Have To Deal With Tossers In BMWs On The Motorways And Raping Prostitutes Is Too Much Like Hard Work Trying To Avoid Capture Nowadays To Be Fun. Are There Any Perks To The Job?

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How Do You Train Them Nibs? Was It Like Mr. Miyagi Wax On Wax Off Stylee Or More Like Jack Nicholson "You Cant Handle The Dyson" Oops Meant Broom. No, Polish. I Mean Truth.

I Would Like To Nominate Home Carers. I've Just Had To Clean Mother's Colostomy Bag And It May Innocently Look Like A Boil In The Bag Sausage In Pea Soup But When The Fucker Breaks On You Halfway Between Her Bedroom And The Bathroom All Over Your Feet And The Cat, Well..It Has Forced Me To Break...

Ooops. Apologies. Wrong Forum.

Who? Oh, Palace. f*** Em.

Those Bloody Jews Get Everywhere.

There's This Woman Who Works In Our Southampton Office And Over The Last 6 Months We've Been Flirting Over The Phone So Last Week I Asked Her Out For A Drink In Chichester As It's Halfway Between Us Two. I Was Really Up For It As I Was Hoping To Lose My Cherry. Anyway She Turns Up For The Date...

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Ha Ha Fat Alan Has Been Completely Owned. Superb!

You Don't Need To Apologise To These Peasants, Gavin. They're Not Fit To Lick Southwick's Finest Size 10s Let Alone Sling Insults At A Behemoth Of This Forum For That Is What You Are. If You Want To Become Victor Mature Then You Just Do It. Didnt He Play Tarzan?

Do You Ever Shut Your Shite Up Nipple? Gavin Is Spot On As Usual With His Assessment Of This Film. It's A Superb Film. You Must Remember It Is Aimed At 12-15 Year Old Boys And Their Parents Who Are Craving A Bit Of Movie Action Harking Back To Their Childhood Times. And It Is A Good Movie...

Why Rise To This Moron? Why Don't You Just Tell Him Mind Your Own Business And Done With It?

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Keep The Faith. The Man Knows How To ReBuild A Side.

Not For Long. Micky Will Get Rid Of All The Dead Wood And We Will Charge Up The Table. It's Only November, Stop Panicking.