NSC Nativity Play.

[Meade's Ball]

Yes MB, yhou can be that..whatever it is... can you do reheasals after P.E on Tuesday?

You are clearly mentioning (captain) Peacock Envy.
I am going out for a Christmas drink tomorrow when work concludes, but, i can guarantee i am able to pull the performance of a drunken sow-bummer out of the bag whenever you want the curtains opened and the show to go on. I'll rehearse at home.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Here you go Mary


This will give you the heads up!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKQIomtXXkc

 

[Perry Milkins]

I'll sing the Tenor Line!

I'll give you sixpence not a tenor!!

 

[The Large One]

Sorry KFC, you are Joseph, and therefore you must accept that your bird has been spunked in by the Lord!

Surely you can see beyond the physical man and enter the theological!

Right so, Now Shegull and KFC are looking at DTG's quivering finger as he points at Selhurst...

(Choir sings.."You can't come in, you can't come in...you cant stay heeeeere, there's no room at the Inn"

OI, you f***ing fascist director bastard you, you said I was Joseph. Me.

f***ing f*** sake.

I wanted to be Joseph and all.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Right..Shegull, you need to get straqpped into the Lithotomy Stirrups...BEAR DOWN, Dave, will you get back to serving the legionairres in your Inn, Carwash, Titanic and Skippy, teatowels on, access stage Left...

"The power of love" by Frankie Goes To Hollywood fills the chill night air...

 

[hans kraay fan club]

OI, you f***ing fascist director bastard you, you said I was Joseph. Me.

f***ing f*** sake.

I wanted to be Joseph and all.

All yours Alan. You're welcome to her, the slutton.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

OI, you f***ing fascist director bastard you, you said I was Joseph. Me.

f***ing f*** sake.

I wanted to be Joseph and all.

I want you to be GOD now Large.

 

[Titanic]

I want you to be GOD now Large.

What's GOD got to do with it ?

 

[Perry Milkins]

Right..Shegull, you need to get straqpped into the Lithotomy Stirrups...BEAR DOWN, Dave, will you get back to serving the legionairres in your Inn, Carwash, Titanic and Skippy, teatowels on, access stage Left...

"The power of love" by Frankie Goes To Hollywood fills the chill night air...

Oi Gaffer's nicked my tea towel!!!

 

[The Large One]

I want you to be GOD now Large.

And what part does He have in all this, then?

If we're talking omipresence, does this mean I can start spamming this thread?

 

[tedebear]

Right..Shegull, you need to get straqpped into the Lithotomy Stirrups...BEAR DOWN, Dave, will you get back to serving the legionairres in your Inn, Carwash, Titanic and Skippy, teatowels on, access stage Left...

"The power of love" by Frankie Goes To Hollywood fills the chill night air...

Oooh - and I've got my own built in cradle/pouch here for when the little bugger pops out! Fucken ell - who dropped all that bloody water for me to slip over on! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Perry Milkins]

What's GOD got to do, got to do with it ?

because it is a second hand emotion?

 

[Dave the OAP]

I'll give you sixpence not a tenor!!

boom boom

 

[Monsieur Leclerc]

I would have thought it was a bit of a risk employing Tedebear in this play. Typecast as Mohammed and I am convinced he doesn't play a part in the nativity scene, unless I am badly mistaken.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Sir, Sir, Titantic's picking his nose Sir!

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

And what part does He have in all this, then?

If we're talking omipresence, does this mean I can start spamming this thread?

No mate, you get to chuck your muck in Shegull, wait for thirty years and see your kid get nailed to some wood...can you feel that?

 

[Titanic]

Right..Shegull, you need to get straqpped into the Lithotomy Stirrups...BEAR DOWN...

Is this MODERN adaptation really necessary. Can't we just stick with the traditional SWADDLING CLOTHs and stuff ?

 

[Perry Milkins]

Sir, Sir, Titantic's picking his nose Sir!

that is cause someone told him that is how you 'harked your herald'

 

[Titanic]

Sir, Sir, Titantic's picking his nose Sir!

It's HAY fever

 

[Dave the OAP]

Right....last orders at the bar...come on ladies and gents...drink up now.

"have you no hovels to go home to"

" Come on Jacob...put down that camel..we dont want to have to call the legionaires do we?"