BH, what's going on ?? I can't hear bugger all 'cos these cattle are LOWING so loud - get a grip or this is going to be a FIASCO.
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Hop hop hop - whats going on here?
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crodonilson
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As my avatar is of Brian Barwick and I'm one of the few on here who talk sense can I be one of the three wise men??
I think you should be sitting QUIETLY with the cattle and that odd-looking donkey. And see if you can keep them quiet, that incessant LOWING is getting on my nerves.
Bevendean Hillbilly
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Sorry KFC, you are Joseph, and therefore you must accept that your bird has been spunked in by the Lord!
Surely you can see beyond the physical man and enter the theological!
Right so, Now Shegull and KFC are looking at DTG's quivering finger as he points at Selhurst...
(Choir sings.."You can't come in, you can't come in...you cant stay heeeeere, there's no room at the Inn"
Surely you can see beyond the physical man and enter the theological!
Right so, Now Shegull and KFC are looking at DTG's quivering finger as he points at Selhurst...
(Choir sings.."You can't come in, you can't come in...you cant stay heeeeere, there's no room at the Inn"
My eyes have seen the Glory of the coming of the Lord,
He plays for Bright'novealbyun and 'is name is Peter Ward.
He plays for Bright'novealbyun and 'is name is Peter Ward.
Bevendean Hillbilly
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OK wise men.
1. Crodonilson
2. Tedebear
3. Carwash
Shepherds?
1. Crodonilson
2. Tedebear
3. Carwash
Shepherds?
That's NOT fair. Tedebear was a Kangerleroo and a Wise 'Man' (snigger). Is she your girlfriend or something ?
Bevendean Hillbilly
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Talk to the hand...jew...
Ladies and Gentlemen...I give you Tandoori Massalla AKA... HEROD...
Dave the OAP
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Talk to the hand...jew...
HA!!!!
I knew you would return one day son of a Camel.
This is what faces you
har har har
Meade's Ball
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Can i be Captain Peacock? My beaky, dead-wifed appearance could have me as a sorrow figure lurking drunkenly in the corner of the barn looking to make love to pigs limply. Jesus could be born and touch me, make me immortal, bless my every move, wink approvingly as he eyes my script for a shopping mall comedy in which i play the homosexual manager, the insightful, desperate optic orbs of mine rocking side to side in the poorly-painted canvass of the men's changing rooms.
Shegull
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Will you please hurry up and arrange all the parts please. These bloody labour pains are just about killing me and I really need to push oh and oh my word my waters have just broken all over the donkey. 
Excuse me emergency delivery coming through make way
Excuse me emergency delivery coming through make way
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Bevendean Hillbilly
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Yes MB, yhou can be that..whatever it is... can you do reheasals after P.E on Tuesday?
Bevendean Hillbilly
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And now the Baby awakes, but (Luckily) the little Lord Jesus...no crying he makes.
I thought he started singing about Crystal Palace??
Dave the OAP
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Will you please hurry up and arrange all the parts please. These bloody labour pains are just about killing me and I really need to push oh and oh my word my waters have just broken all over the donkey.
Excuse me emergency delivery coming through make way
listen darlin....we are trying to get a 3 Kings, 3 shepherds, f***ing lowing cows, baaing sheep, smelly kangaroos, Joseph, Donkeys et all into this bloody room and now you are moaning about your bloody waters breaking...FFS put a bung in it and wait.
You just dont realise what a strain this is to all of us.......I mean....where is this bloody Gabriel now then....one craft shag and he buggers off back to heaven to fiddle with his harp.....
BH, I reckon with a bit of practice, Moshe Gariani's little nipper could be trained up to sing 'We ate Palace and we ate Palace'... shall I see if he wants to be in it ?
Dave the OAP
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I know what, Mary....I'll sing you a song to calm your nerves
all together now:
The angel Gabriel from heaven came,
With wings as drifted snow, with eyes as flame:
"All hail to thee, O lowly maiden Mary,
Most highly favored lady." Gloria!
"For know a blessed mother thou shalt be,
All generations laud and honor thee;
Thy son shall be Emmanuel, by seers foretold,
Most highly favored lady." Gloria!
THIS IS YOUR BIT MARY....SING........
Then gentle Mary meekly bowed her head;
"To me be as it pleaseth God," she said.
"My soul shall laud and magnify God’s holy name."
Most highly favored lady." Gloria!
Of her, Emmanuel, the Christ, was born
In Bethlehem all on a Christmas morn,
And Christian folk through-out the world will ever say:
"Most highly favored lady." Gloria!
I'll sing the Tenor Line!
all together now:
The angel Gabriel from heaven came,
With wings as drifted snow, with eyes as flame:
"All hail to thee, O lowly maiden Mary,
Most highly favored lady." Gloria!
"For know a blessed mother thou shalt be,
All generations laud and honor thee;
Thy son shall be Emmanuel, by seers foretold,
Most highly favored lady." Gloria!
THIS IS YOUR BIT MARY....SING........
Then gentle Mary meekly bowed her head;
"To me be as it pleaseth God," she said.
"My soul shall laud and magnify God’s holy name."
Most highly favored lady." Gloria!
Of her, Emmanuel, the Christ, was born
In Bethlehem all on a Christmas morn,
And Christian folk through-out the world will ever say:
"Most highly favored lady." Gloria!
I'll sing the Tenor Line!