NSC Nativity Play.

[Questions]

I am probably the only true carpenter on NSC.

Dont want to be in it though as its too politically correct for me.

 

[The Large One]

I want to be Jesus, then defect to the other side and become Jesus bin Laden before I get nailed by the feds.

Jesus was King of the Jews AND a prophet in Islam - thereby making him a Double Agent.

 

[Woodchip]

Can't be arsed to read it all, but has Adrie been nominated for the Virgin Mary yet?

 

[Woodchip]

can i be an angel

Any reason why am I chuckling at a 6'6" beast of a bloke wearing a tutu and halo? Complete with pint of Guiness in hand?!?

 

[NMH]

I am probably the only true carpenter on NSC.

Dont want to be in it though as its too politically correct for me.

As a bricklayer, I must state that brickies always get in there first - so if Joseph didn't get her, then it must've been the bricklayer's lad they were worshipping.

 

[Monsieur Leclerc]

Jesus was King of the Jews AND a prophet in Islam - thereby making him a Double Agent.

Speaking of double agents. I am able to pull off some very convincing disguises.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

Any reason why am I chuckling at a 6'6" beast of a bloke wearing a tutu and halo? Complete with pint of Guiness in hand?!?

i'd make a good angel