NSC Nativity Play.

[Shegull]

oh and ps - you've got some straw stuck in your whoosy-whatsit...

I nearly spat my mouthfull of tea all over my keyboard. Must say I have been waiting for my boss to come in and ask what I was laughing at all afternoon. Thanks guys that was a great thread.

Stand up and take a bow one and all (even skippy)

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

can i be an angel

 

[The Large One]

So, Scene 2...

Buzzer, Fourteenth Eye and Tom Hark shuffle in wearing rags...TLO's voice Booms out of the 10 watt P.A. "A Child is born in Bethlehem this night, He is the king of the Jews"

....

(choir) Oh come all ye faithful..

Since when was God the narrator?

You want bring glad tidings, mate - get an archangel.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

gin and tonic? I'm f***ed off enough with being cast as a kangaroo - I mean seriously how the heck does that stretch my acting career....I can see what Dave says in terms of my bouncebackability and tail skills but seriously, I really can say alot more than "click click click theres someone stuck down the well click click click"....

Frankly, the female roles iin the bible are slim,

I am offering a window on all my stupid friends lives....face it.

 

[Perry Milkins]

We should have made it PornNativity Play..in which case I want to be a member of the 'All Ye Faithful' crowd.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

can i be an angel

Only if you post that photo of you Guiness.....

Cum Cantebus en Corrum Motherfucker!

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Errrrrrrrr excuse me is that it. You mean to say that I had to spend the past couple of hours sitting on a donkey, my waters breaking and soaking the poor animal, being shuffled around from pub to pub, dragging staggering Joseph out of said pubs, being sent from stable to stable, screaming my little heart out with every gut wrenching pain I had to endure, lying on a bed of straw showing my bits off to everyone on NSC and in the audience not able to have a nap after delivering this steaming hot baby onto said bed of staw, no disposable nappies and don't even start me on my cracked nipples.


WHERE'S ALL MY BLOODY PRESENTS. YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST GIVEN ME SOME FRANKINSENCE OR WHATEVER YOU CALL IT

I quit

I went to ASDA this arvo... they were all out of Frankiscence, but luckily they had loads of cheap knickers, after you have knackered your pants birthing the Messiah, they should be able to help you out....

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

Only if you post that photo of you Guiness.....

Cum Cantebus en Corrum Motherfucker!

what photo?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

what photo?

You know what photo!

I know that the baby Jesus would sleep soundly with you on the firm.

 

[unnameable]

I always played King Herod in the school Nativity play.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

nearly spat my mouthfull of tea all over my keyboard. Must say I have been waiting for my boss to come in and ask what I was laughing at all afternoon. Thanks guys that was a great thread.

Stand up and take a bow one and all (even skippy)
Ave Mariia...

 

[NMH]

I want to be Jesus, then defect to the other side and become Jesus bin Laden before I get nailed by the feds.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I want to be Jesus, then defect to the other side and become Jesus bin Laden before I get nailed by the feds.

Sorry. You're not in it.

Unless there is a bit where you are holed up in a bunker whilst the Russians move in...Know what, that is what is missing from the Bible, massive tanks and heavy artillery!

Anyway, you're still not in it.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Can I be Hark the Herald Angel?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Hark they hear the Brighton sing
The Palace run away...

and that.

 

[Goodfella]

Frankly, the female roles iin the bible are slim,

No good then, all well proportioned on here.

 

[Trotster]

For Pilate, read "Herod"

Is that LIKE Yoga?

 

[Trotster]

Flidfest

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Cocknosh.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

*Flounces*

I wanted to be the Star of Bethlehem, I did.