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I enjoy playing silly beggars.

....is the winner.

The Duckpond Stadium ???

England B Team Bertrum Barry, Brian, Bill, Bob Bjorn, Bruce, Bobby, Brenda Bonzo, Big Bill

I've haddock with this thread, I have straight.

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: I'm going to throw away my yellow shirt with 'COLLINS' on the back and replace it with a 'B NYLON' shirt. :clap:

The Battle of Buxted Heath was amazing. I was playing for Buxted Rangers against our arch enemies Hadlow Down High. The game was finely poised at 0-0 with 5 minutes to go. The minutes seem to fly by in a flurry of misplaced passes and general rubbish football. Needless to say that the game...

Phil Collins.

Plane crashes into a tree.

"We're Going To Ibiza" Hello Party People! This Is Captain Kim Speaking Welcome Aboard Venga Airways After Take Off Will Pump Up The Soundsystem Cause We're Going To Ibiza! I Don't Wanna Be A Busdriver All My Life I'm Gonna Pack My Bags And Leave This Town Grab A Flight Fly Away On...

The top picture would look more at home on the thread about the Kings Head stoats !

That isn't my gut. It is in fact my veiny gut-stick - I have to wrap it round my waist to stop from tripping over it. :lolol:

Erm.... No. :ohmy:

Yeah. It should be lovely.

When is April Fool's day this year?

On a similar theme. I believe Tubby Mondays holds the current record time for eating a KFC Zinger Tower burger.

My VCR chewed my tape up :down:

Excellent, perhaps we could borrow it !

Barbie Girl by Aqua, closely followed by 'Swimmin' with the wimmin' by George Formby.

...Proving once and for all that you can have your Kayak and heat it.