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Mr and Mrs Green were very happy in their country cottage, George's passion was his vegetable patch while Martha's was to cook what her beloved husband grew. George was especially proud of his cauliflowers. The largest, firmest and most tasty cauliflowers in the region. He takes his...

ok, while we're trotting them all out... A guy goes into a seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the day. The waiter wheels over a trolley and the man examines the dishes. "I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please" says the man. "O.K." replies the waiter and calls...

Erm.... ok. So I've met 1 then.

Is there any chance we can comically nickname him Ned Flanders ?

I've never knowingly met him.

I've never knowingly met anyone's brother. :down:

If you don't buy a ticket, you won't win a raffle.

Yeah - I think it depicts the 'Great Hot Cross Bun' Robbery from Auntie Edna's Bakery. For years everyone thought that it was masterminded by a gang of out of towners that had been working at the local treacle mines. I guess we will get to know the truth after watching the documentary tomorrow...

Me too. But I suppose I will have to try and video it. I must remember to break the little tab off of the video afterwards so I don't accidently record over it with Neighbours.

23:15 BBC1 Buster Although he's best known as a musician, Phil Collins actually began his show-business career as a child actor. Here, he takes on his first lead movie role, playing Buster Edwards, one of the gang involved in the Great Train Robbery. Julie Walters plays his wife and they make...

I have copies of 'Filthy, Big and Busty' and 'Tongue and Groove' that seems to have alot of phone numbers in them. Would any of these help?

Sorry. I don't have a copy of the said newspaper.

Oh yeah, I had forgotten about Baby Elephant Walk. A great tune indeed. Possible Henry Mancini's finest work.

I think the capacity can be doubled if everyone shoves up a bit. Of course it will mean that some people will have to sit on the 'in-between bit in the seats. Which can become painful if the game enters extra time and penalties etc.

Re: Re: Whistling Good call !

....and yet you still say it's good ???

Was there any boobies in it?

Iain Dowie, looking pensive.

Whilst in trap 1 today, taking my early morning sabbatical, someone else entered the latrine and proceeded to whistle a beautiful, probably self composed, dittie which got me thinking about whistling as an entertainment. There was a time when it was common place, and acceptable, for Roger...

How about everyone goes for a drink in their usual pre-match watering hole, mumbles a bit to their mates about how the club should have done something to mark the occasion, then trundle along to Withdean and watch some mediocre football, then back to the pub for some more mumblin' and grumblin'...