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Because the whole of the ball didn't cross the technical area, and there was a player, other than the goalie, in line with the dead ball line and the whistle hadn't retreated to a full 10 yards.

Did Phil Collins win this year?

Shredded foreskin in a sweet and sour sauce.

Apparently Phil Collins is planning to release a cover version of the Johnny Cash classic 'Distant Drums'. Should be fantastic.

"I Killed Desert Orchid."

Alternatively, ram a butt plug up their 'arris.

We once did a play which was based on 'This is your life'. The star of it was Father Christmas. Me and one of my chums were dressed up as Austrian's complete with lederhosen type shorts. Even at such a tender age it was a real task constantly trying to stop my vast schlong from peeping out the...

Will she still be presenting Soccer AM?

So if he had quit drinking, how comes he was still supping 2 pints of guinness all the time? It just doesn't make any sense.

Only on page 5 and we're already repeating ourselves !

What happened to his coaches?

Apparently 'Dave the coach driver' of Buxted Coaches is poorly so it has been cancelled.

Sunny Delight - The great stuff kids go for.

I'm afraid I get very confused on the rail network and this whole new fangled Underground thingy. I think the best bet is to either get a taxi from your front door to the ground or get a kindly friend to give you a lift. Is that any help?

With the amount of professional tossers on NSC, I'm thought we might remember this particular day ! :lolol: :lolol:

There's only one Market Porter....

Brighton and Hove Albion, Please try your very best. Ra-ra-ra

Also gap year students with ridiculously large ruck-sacks.

I thought someone said the other day that it had been knocked down now to make development space for the new Buxted to Rotherham viaduct?

Just get the 15:45 to Euston. You can see the floodlights from there.