Top Gear-type slogan competition

[The Large One]

In Sunday's top Gear episode, the three presenters were driving through the American deep south. They were given a challenge to get their co-presenters shot or arrested while driving through Alabama by drawing as much attention to the others' cars.

Jeremy Clarkson had 'Hillary for President' written on his.
James May had 'Country & Western is Rubbish' and 'NASCAR sucks' written on his.
Richard Hammond had 'Man-Love Rules OK' on his.

So the competition here is, what would be painted on a car to be driven through Brighton that would get him or her arrested / stoned / shot?

Go...

 

[RM-Taylor]

"De Vechi is right you bitches"

NOTE I DO NOT AGREE WITH ANY OF THE ABOVE STATEMENT

 

[Titanic]

Bellotti for Mayor.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

That was a fantastic sketch.

"Gehry for mayor" would get you a few scowls from the nimby portion in the deepest and darkest depths of Hove.

 

[dunno]

'Man-Love doesn't rule Ok'

 

[Lammy]

"BILL ARCHER IS DRIVING THIS CAR"

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

lynyrd skynyrd are CRAP.*



































*blasphemy i know

 

[Da Man Clay]

Who?

 

[The Large One]

They sang 'Sweet Home Alabama'.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"Eat More Meat"

"Blair & Bush Were Right"

 

[Dave the OAP]

" We all Love Palace"

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

They sang 'Sweet Home Alabama'.

and FREEEEEEEBIRD!

 

[Titanic]

Courgette quiche is NOT proper food!

 

[Titanic]

Stadium NO!

 

[Dave the OAP]

Courgette quiche is NOT proper food!

Post of the day

 

[CHAPPERS]

SPO RTIN G CO LOU RS IS SHIT!

 

[RM-Taylor]

"Bring Back McGhee and his magic stick!"

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"Vote Thatcher"

 

[RM-Taylor]

"I am a member of Lewes District Council"

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

"I Killed Desert Orchid."