Top Gear-type slogan competition

[watsongooal]

My Name Is Adrie Van Der Meer

 

[Hampden Park]

Bomb on board

 

[Trufflehound]

"My other car's a Porsche"

 

[Hampden Park]

Muslim 'beheaders on tour'

 

[magoo]

'Man-Love doesn't rule Ok'

HAHA

 

[The Large One]

OK, same concept - what slogans would get you shot / stoned or arrested if you drove around LEWES?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

"£250k would have stopped the flooding"

"Greene King rules OK"

 

[dunno]

You're just a small town near Brighton??

 

[NMH]

'QUEERS SUCK DICK'

.......no...wait a minute...... BRIGHTONIANS ARE A BUNCH OF BENDERS......... nope, that won't do it either........

Oh alright then, 'DEMOLISH THE WEST PIER'. Yes, that's the one.

 

[desprateseagull]

'yoda is gay' ? (a big Jedi / star wars 'religion' in the town, according to t'census..)

'i love norman baker'

'i shagged your mum/dad/horse - amend according to personal taste..

(this post intended for Brighton, in case you didnt realsie..)

 

[Marc]

"Brighton = London By The Sea"

"I planted the Grand Hotel Bomb"

"I burnt down the West Pier"

"Gays Are Better Off Dead!"

 

[A Melbourne Albion Supporter]

"I am Watford O"