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When I am referred to as a "Fat whitey" should I be offended?

Snorkel?

Where are you hiding in that picture?

FFS Go to bed!

night night

Groupon?

Have you tried logging out and logging in again?

Have you got me on perma-quote?

I wish I had written it. It was the work of the late and very great Peter Cook.

Finally, the voice of reason.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, it is now my duty to advise you on how you should vote when you retire from this court. In the last few weeks we have all heard some pretty extraordinary allegations being made about one of the prettiest, about one of the most distinguished politicians ever to...

Probably a Poundstretcher merkin.

Groupon?

A Miele and a b*****k protector.

My sister-in-law insists on boiling sprouts until they are transparent.

Trumptastic!

Proper pickled sprouts with cheese & beer.

The handbrake's on.

Thanks for that - I read somewhere that the EUgh had banned them.

Where can I buy brazil nuts in shells? Are they still a banned substance?