The Birdman
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When she turns up in 9 months with a little Bastaxxd and she demands a DNA test which proves positive will you bring him up as an Albion Fan and save him!!!!!
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I met a girl in a club....
- Thread starter KingstonSeagull
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Taybha
Whalewhine
Women ?
Nibble
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- Jan 3, 2007
- 19,238
A pulse was all I needed, oh, and consent
Dougie
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- Jan 11, 2012
- 5,812
Sounds like bragging to me , very vulgar .
portlock seagull
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- Jul 28, 2003
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But you're still a moron for posting it. Because you're still defending your actions after people have rightly pulled you up, well, that just makes you a fecking moron now. Add that fact you're a student and well, let's just say you'll look back in years to come and say I was a bit of a nob. Unless of course you don't become a fully developed adult and your emotional intelligence remains on par with a chimp. This does happen to our species. But hopefully not you.
vegster
Sanity Clause
- May 5, 2008
- 28,273
Remember, It's difficult for them to say " No " if their mouth's full.
Nibble
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- Jan 3, 2007
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Quite right mate. It would be a shame if Ladbible type shit became more frequent on here. Personally I think it's bang out of order. I'm sure I wasn't that much of a nob at that age. One only gas to look around the high street to see a nauseating trend if douchebag behaviour increasing. Maybe I am a misery guts but it just shows lack of respect and experience.
Now here I must pull you up. The American "I could care less" makes no sense. What you meant to say was " I couldn't care less" - i.e. it is not possible for you to be any less bothered than you are by the state of the bedclothes. I thank you and good night....
portlock seagull
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- Jul 28, 2003
- 17,778
See Kingston, you're even Big in Japan now. But only as a moron.
Send some proper pics up, after all she a palace fan so deserves it lol.
on a serious note she only a palace fan cos either her boyfriend or dad/brother are.. so how funny if they saw this up on here.
i can imagine it now......
You silly little slaper u only tarted urself to those brighton scumbags any one but them, they got 1 up on us now. Uve embarased us.
on a serious note she only a palace fan cos either her boyfriend or dad/brother are.. so how funny if they saw this up on here.
i can imagine it now......
You silly little slaper u only tarted urself to those brighton scumbags any one but them, they got 1 up on us now. Uve embarased us.
Spun Cuppa
Thanks Greens :(
I'm not sure if I'd be happy with an afterglow 'face palm' a la what the lass is dishing you there 
El Sid
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Send some proper pics up, after all she a palace fan so deserves it lol.
on a serious note she only a palace fan cos either her boyfriend or dad/brother are.. so how funny if they saw this up on here.
i can imagine it now......
You silly little slaper u only tarted urself to those brighton scumbags any one but them, they got 1 up on us now. Uve embarased us.
Finally, the voice of reason.
BlockDpete
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- Oct 8, 2005
- 1,144
Thats a Withdean era top, so who did she remind you of with it on.........Danny Cullip maybe?
Spun Cuppa
Thanks Greens :(
I'd have been happy with her wearing the shirt and it reminding me of ANY player with the nickname, 'nosher...'
Looks suspiciously like my little sister - I don't speak to her for obvious reasons but I do resent the suggestions on here that a member of my family is a "hoe" and that a night of unbridled pleasure with her warrants a trip to the STD clinic the next day!!
Spun Cuppa
Thanks Greens :(
nwgull
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Sounds like jealousy to me. You never know, you might get a real girlfriend one day.