I met a girl in a club....

[KingstonSeagull]

Flip me there are some drips on this thread!

Massive virtual high five from me [MENTION=27450]KingstonSeagull[/MENTION]

No high fives on this forum please. That's far too much like fun. Now go and comment how much you hate Hyppia and don't comment on anything else until he is gone.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Tart

PS is this a midweek game?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Used to work in Hollister. You're quite the expert on kingston.

I would bloody LOVE to be 18 and working in Hollister. The quality of the female staff is ridiculous.

 

[pastafarian]

She's a palace fan. Of course I'm not going to bloody see her again.

PM me her number then
im not fussy at all

plus ill get some proper pics

 

[LamieRobertson]

I would bloody LOVE to be 18 and working in Hollister. The quality of the female staff is ridiculous.

I'll settle for this

 

[Arthur]

No high fives on this forum please. That's far too much like fun. Now go and comment how much you hate Hyppia and don't comment on anything else until he is gone.

Only if you send me more pics of that bird!

 

[KingstonSeagull]

I bloody LOVE to be 18 and working in Hollister. The quality of the female staff is ridiculous.

I was 21 when I worked there. Pay was shocking. But the perks my god the perks. The hiring policy is strictly 7's+. Staff nights out were great.

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Ah good old days doing similar. Enjoy it fella and make sure to wrap up

 

[Wrong-Direction]

I went on a date last Friday with a girl from Eastbourne, she announced she and her family were die hard palace fans, I nearly got up and left but saw it through, anyway word spread at the Fulham game and its fair to say I won't be seeing her again.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

What were her views on malted vinegar on brussels sprouts ?

 

[KingstonSeagull]

What were her views on malted vinegar on brussels sprouts ?

She's originally from Croydon. That's far too nutritious.

 

[Nibble]

I've shagged a couple of Palace round here over the past couple of years, hard to avoid in this area I'm afraid.

 

[skipper734]

Apogoes Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen. Not up to your tastes? I'm a student I could care less if it's matching...

Ah! a Student. Pink and grey striped duvet cover. It's one your Mum gave you Shirley. The girl looks a bit high maintenance for a Student. I know about these things as I have Jnr. Skipper to mentor.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

But the perks my god the perks.

You should use that as your signature. Great line.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

If you WERE to see her again, in line with the other thread then she might like this for Christmas.

 

[skipper734]

I would bloody LOVE to be 18 and working in Hollister. The quality of the female staff is ridiculous.

How do you know? It's too dark to see anything in there.

 

[Peter Grummit]

A visit to the STI clinic might be on the cards

Genuinely went the following day.

P -A - L - A - C - E
Kingston's Hoe has got VD
With a nick nack jiggle rack
He gave the dog a bone
Now he's told her
**** off home!

 

[JTR938]

Well..... What was she lick?? Any Good??

 

[lawros left foot]

I

They're not in a twist babe.

You said she's a palace fan - that's narrowed it down to about 20 birds.

Ignore us, we're old.

And jealous

 

[Triggaaar]

I


And jealous

Probably, but I need to see the face to be sure