I met a girl in a club....

[KingstonSeagull]

Went back to mine and we were getting down to it all the clothes came off and she spotted my brighton shirt that I had been wearing during a kick about earlier that day in my laundry bin. She laughed and exclaimed she was a palace fan. I made her put it on before we could go any further. Just wondering how many lad points im entitled to...

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Quite a few, though you lose half of them for the pink duvet set.

 

[HantsSeagull]

I trust you then threw her out....?

 

[Peter Grummit]

Only if you share to her FB page..

 

[Nibble]

You lose all man points for bragging. Very vulgar.

 

[KingstonSeagull]

Quite a few, though you lose half of them for the pink duvet set.

Any gained for the de Niro painting?

 

[Nibble]

And what the efferson Jefferson is going on with that bedspread! Blue sheet, pink duvet, cream and brown pilllows. The bird looks quite fit though.

 

[TomandJerry]

Wheel loose now

 

[Geestar]

She is still palace

 

[KingstonSeagull]

And what the efferson Jefferson is going on with that bedspread! Blue sheet, pink duvet, cream and brown pilllows. The bird looks quite fit though.

Apogoes Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen. Not up to your tastes? I'm a student I could care less if it's matching...

 

[hans kraay fan club]

And what the efferson Jefferson is going on with that bedspread! Blue sheet, pink duvet, cream and brown pilllows. The bird looks quite fit though.

I'm going to hazard a guess Nibs, that its a set from young persons' emporium 'Jack Wills'.

 

[Notters]

Bet she'd love to know you posted this on here!

 

[KingstonSeagull]

I'm going to hazard a guess Nibs, that its a set from young persons' emporium 'Jack Wills'.

Work there and yep

 

[KingstonSeagull]

Bet she'd love to know you posted this on here!

Don't think she'd care. She's a bit of a hoe. Probably much worse of her circulating the web. And it's not like you can see her identity.

 

[El Sid]

I'm a student

Groupon?

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Your laundry bin must be huge.

 

[KingstonSeagull]

Groupon?

Did I get her on Groupon? Believe it or not everything palace isn't on Groupon.

 

[GT49er]

Bet she'd love to know you posted this on here!

Bet there'll be somebody on here who'll make sure she will!

 

[Gwylan]

She's a bit of a hoe.

Does that mean you're a bit of a rake?

 

[Easy 10]

This thread just carries SO much potential.

*pringles*