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Apologies if I appeared xylophonic. I was just setting the scene. She was a lovely young lady and very polite.

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From November 30th all payment booths at the Dartford Crossing will be closed. All payments will from then on be cashless. Charges for cars will rise from £2 to £2.50. Methods of payment will be: Prepaid Account Online at www.gov.uk/dart-charge Over the phone by calling: 0300 300 0120 Via a...

Because it's the sort of thing one might order in an establishment that sells bacon, suasages and bread. I'm going back there on Wednesday. I'm going to order a bacon sub and a sausage sub and then put the bacon in the sausage sub and ask for some marmite to put in the empty sub.

Technically when my request for a bacon and sausage sub was made I had not been made aware of the unavailability of the said pig-brain filled intestines. The young lady clearly informed me bacon and sausage was not an option on the menu. And I'm convinced she then told me there were no sausages...

So that would be a Megamelt "My Way". So why can't I order a bacon roll "My Way" with a sausage?

I didn't want a sodding egg, melt!

I was in Dover this morning and thought I'd nip in to a garage based Subway and get myself some brekkie. I asked the Polish/Lithuanin/Chech young lady for a sausage and bacon sub and a coffee. I was politely informed that I could have a bacon sub or a sausage sub but they did not serve a...

No WINTER COAT then? :xmas:

How many burgers did you burn while typing that?

You'd think for 1.4 billion euros they would have installed wireless battery charging.

he's tall

The Hollies - All I Need is the Air That I Breathe

Ernest normally uses the Clock Tower for protests.

Garnier garnish.

or fork handles.

Injured players in nutrition drink exposé.

Tossing The Caper - The removal of salty, pea-sized dark green things from poncy restaurant dishes.

Cheese Wolling - Annual event between Jonthan Ross and Roy Hodgson to name as many cheeses as possible in one minute that have words starting with the letter W.