Change One Letter Only of a Sport or Athletic Event to Make a New One,

[Taybha]

Hugby ~ the 1st person to get stung a thousand times wins .

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Synchronised Slimming - You and a bunch of mates go on a diet together by not being able to eat since you have nose-clips on

 

[Mo Gosfield]

Lawn Green Bowls....Lorne Greene Bowls.
Players stand on the rink with a burning copy of a map of the Ponderosa. The winner is the player who can hang onto his map the longest. The winner's prize is to be able to shout " Bonanza " at the top of their voice.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Shot Jumping - Wear some tight trousers and leather boots then go and join a load of toffs at Hickstead before doing somersaults over small measures of Tequila.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Football --> Footbail
Competiors take it in turns to bail out someone who has commited vile crimes and been caught but yet to be tried in court. The winner of the game is the person who manages to secure bail for the worst offender, judged either in terms of numbers of crimes commited or the vileness of the crime.

Varients include:
Beach Footbail - Criminals have to connected to the seaside before the competitors attempt to get them out on bail.

American Footbail - US version but where criminals have to find someone willing to pay the competitors bail bonds and so secure their release from Police custody. The winner is the one who can get someone else to pay the highest bail bond cost.

 

[Badger]

Ice Rockey - Boxing on ice

 

[El Sid]

Giddly Winks - Making suggestive eye movements at munters after 12 pints.

 

[El Sid]

Cheese Wolling - Annual event between Jonthan Ross and Roy Hodgson to name as many cheeses as possible in one minute that have words starting with the letter W.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Tentathlon

Participants race against the clock to erect five temporary canvas dwellings

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Cheese Wolling - Annual event between Jonthan Ross and Roy Hodgson to name as many cheeses as possible in one minute that have words starting with the letter W.

Wed Leicester...?

 

[El Sid]

Tossing The Caper - The removal of salty, pea-sized dark green things from poncy restaurant dishes.

 

[WhingForPresident]

Hacky Sack= Sacky Sack- take the managers job at Leeds United.

 

[Mackenzie]

Tennis - Tennas

Fill up two old ladies with water and hit balls at them until they piss themselves.

Lovely stuff.

 

[Peter Grummit]

Rigby - a violent game played by lonely people with odd shape balls on the streets of London

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Donkey Tennis - Stoke v Sunderland

 

[Ken Livingstone Seagull]

Cross Country Skiving -- Highly popular sport on Merseyside involving dodging work for the day and traveling latitudinally. Complicated scoring system based on most bins dipped and pints ingested using National Assistance money while moaning about the unfairness of it all in an annoying accent wins. Champions of this sport are known as Skiverpudlians.

 

[The Brighton Bear]

Skeleton - Skeletor

A fast winter sliding sport in which a person rides a small sled down a frozen track while lying face down in an attempt to escape from the muscular blue humanoid with a purple hood over his yellowing bare-bone skull who is the archenemy of He-Man. Forces of up to 5 g and speeds of over 80 mph can be reached to avoid capture from the being who seeks to conquer Castle Grayskull so he can learn its ancient secrets, which would make him unstoppable and enable him to conquer and rule all of Eternia.

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

Darts to Dzrts

TNBY

TTG

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Is rucking a sport in itself, or just a part of rugby?

Wouldn't know which letter to change, though. I'm too innocent.

 

[Mo Gosfield]

Touch rugby....Torch rugby.
Same principle....each player carries a flaming torch and once a member of the opposition is firmly ablaze, they have to withdraw from the game.